Celebrity Stalker-Stu Stone/Jamie Kennedy

[ti:Celebrity Stalker] [ar:Jamie Kennedy] [al:Blowin' Up(20 Tracks)] [by:] [offset:0] [00:00.00]Celebrity Stalker - Jamie Kennedy [00:21.69]Hi my name is Stu I got a problem to share [00:23.47] [00:24.24]It's kind of personal you probably won't care [00:26.20]See I'm in love with Oprah Winfrey and Cher [00:28.05] [00:28.82]Heh I got a doll made out of Margaret Cho's hair [00:30.94] [00:31.48]Kathy Bates and Edie Falco now there's a pair [00:33.18] [00:34.25]My psychotherapist says I should clear the air [00:36.39]For the average boy or girl this might be a shocker [00:38.21] [00:38.81]Judge Judy called me a celebrity stalker [00:40.58] [00:41.41]Hold up doc you know I got some problems too [00:44.00]My brain is kinda twisted like my name was Stu the Jew [00:46.38]I like to watch the telly especially late at night [00:48.98]My favorite show to stroke to gotta be Facts of Life [00:51.27]F**k Lindsay Lohan give me Mindy Cohn [00:53.47] [00:54.08]And tootie's juicy booty now that's a blow jam [00:56.59]Whoa man yo man I'ma grin and bear it [00:58.74]I got a website fan page for that hooker Mrs. Garrett [01:00.86] [01:01.40]I love her and she loves me [01:03.33] [01:04.22]Why won't she dark to me [01:06.42]Stalker I ain't no stalker stalker [01:10.35] [01:11.31]I love her and she loves me [01:13.39] [01:14.06]Why does she call police [01:15.67] [01:16.45]Stalker I ain't no stalker stalker [01:20.26] [01:21.18]I wanna slam Fran hell she can be my nanny [01:23.70]Star Jones too huh I'd like to hit that fanny [01:26.47]Marcia Marcia Marcia you can have her I'll take Alice [01:29.10]Cause she clean the room when I hit that chick from Dallas [01:31.72]Victoria Principal you can call me to your office [01:33.54] [01:34.13]Better make it quick cause I'll tell you who the boss is [01:36.49]It's Mona MONA now leave me the hell alone ah [01:39.17]I'ma go to the corner talk to Stu I got a boner [01:41.60]Back to Stu Stoner doc this sh*t ain't cool [01:43.48] [01:44.16]I almost drowned in Delta Burke's pool [01:45.64] [01:46.26]I be sitting in school covered in drool [01:48.55]Dreaming of the day I can make out with Paula Abdul [01:50.62] [01:51.22]Straight up now I told her that my love wasn't fake [01:53.57] [01:54.27]She wasn't having it the cold hearted snake [01:55.77] [01:56.82]It ain't easy people think I'm sleazy [01:58.48] [01:59.16]I've been watching TV land jerking off to weezie [02:00.86] [02:01.62]To wheezie fo' scheezy nothing more would please me [02:04.20]To get Miss Cleo down on her kneezy [02:06.01] [02:06.75]I can't wait for my first date with Bonnie Raitt [02:08.92] [02:09.61]Now please don't tease me [02:10.62] [02:11.36]I love her and she loves me [02:13.13] [02:14.19]Why won't she dark to me [02:15.87] [02:16.40]Stalker I ain't no stalker stalker [02:20.30] [02:21.31]I love her and she loves me [02:23.23] [02:24.38]Why does she call police [02:26.38]Stalker I ain't no stalker stalker [02:30.32] [02:31.36]Stalker [02:31.54] [02:32.75]La la la la la la la [02:34.17] [02:35.29]La la la la la la la [02:36.53] [02:37.70]La la la la la la la [02:38.98] [02:40.21]La la la la la la la [02:41.65]Coming after you girl [02:42.81]Yeah girl we're coming straight after you [02:44.41]Going through your garbage cans [02:45.28] [02:45.83]Going through your trash girl [02:47.31]Find a banana peel [02:48.41]Yeah man even your laundry [02:50.11] [02:51.31]All we wanna do is just love you [02:52.72] [02:53.86]Just wanna snuggle wit'cha [02:55.02] [02:56.64]Hey are your parents traffic instructors [02:57.96] [02:59.36]Cause you got fine written all over you [03:01.30]I love her and she loves me [03:03.14] [03:04.19]Why won't she dark to me [03:06.39]Stalker I ain't no stalker stalker [03:10.31] [03:11.31]I love her and she loves me [03:13.36] [03:14.38]Why does she call police [03:15.45] [03:16.51]Stalker I ain't no stalker stalker [03:19.94] [03:21.36]I love her and she loves me [03:23.30] [03:24.17]Why won't she dark to me [03:26.38]Stalker I ain't no stalker stalker [03:30.17] [03:31.31]I love her and she loves me [03:33.46] [03:34.36]Why does she call police [03:35.51] [03:36.52]Stalker I ain't no stalker