Stuart-The Dead Milkmen

[ti:Stuart (Album Version)] [ar:The Dead Milkmen] [al:Beelzebubba] [by:] [offset:0] [00:01.19]You know what Stuart [00:01.97] [00:02.69]I like you [00:03.42] [00:04.25]You're not like the other people [00:05.75]Here in the trailer park [00:07.46]Oh don't go get me wrong [00:08.96]They're fine people [00:09.79]They're good Americans [00:10.74]But they're content to sit back [00:11.98] [00:12.65]Maybe watch a little Mork & Mindy [00:14.22]On channel fifty seven [00:15.37]Maybe kick back a cool [00:16.73]Coors sixteen ouncer [00:18.09]They're good fine people Stuart [00:19.74]But they don't know [00:20.48] [00:21.07]What the queers [00:21.72] [00:22.27]Are doing to the soil [00:23.71] [00:26.73]You know that Jonny Wurster kid [00:28.22]The kid that delivers papers [00:29.21]In the neighborhood [00:29.70] [00:30.27]He's a foreign kid [00:31.39]Some of the [00:32.02]Neighbors say [00:32.73]He smokes crack [00:33.42]But I don't believe it [00:34.36]Anyway for his tenth birthday [00:36.06]All he wanted was a burrow owl [00:37.77]Kept bugging his old man [00:38.85]Dad get me a burrow owl [00:40.69]I'll never ask for anything else [00:41.95]As long as I live [00:42.99]So the guy breaks down [00:44.10]And buys him a burrow owl [00:45.02] [00:45.62]Anyway ten thirty the other night [00:47.87]I go out in my yard [00:48.98]And there's the Wurster kid [00:50.50]Looking up in the tree [00:51.43]I say What are you looking for [00:52.37]He says I'm looking for my burrow owl [00:53.74]I say Jumping Jesus [00:54.65]On a Pogo Stick [00:56.18]Everybody knows the burrow owl lives [00:59.15]In a hole in the ground [01:00.74]Why the hell do you think [01:01.85]They call it a burrow owl anyway [01:03.40]Now Stuart do you think [01:04.78]A kid like that is going [01:06.07]To know what the queers [01:07.20]Are doing to the soil [01:08.53]I first became aware [01:09.35] [01:09.87]Of this about ten years ago [01:10.91] [01:11.57]The summer my oldest boy [01:12.84]Bill Jr died [01:13.36] [01:13.89]You know that carnival comes [01:14.96]Into town every year [01:15.92]Well this year they came [01:16.98]Through with a ride called The Mixer [01:18.20]The man said Keep your head [01:19.85]And arms inside the Mixer at all times [01:21.65] [01:22.28]But Bill Jr he was a Daredevil [01:23.79] [01:24.53]Just like his old man [01:25.82]He was leaning out saying [01:26.81]Hey everybody look at me [01:28.39]Look at me [01:29.05]Pow he was decapitated [01:30.61] [01:31.33]They found his head over [01:33.08]By the snow cone concession [01:33.92] [01:34.57]A few days after that [01:35.83]I open up the mail [01:36.87]And there's a [01:37.85]Pamphlet in there [01:38.49]From Pueblo Colorado [01:39.64]And it's addressed to Bill Jr [01:41.13]And it's entitled [01:42.01]Do you know [01:42.86]What the queers [01:43.66]Are doing to our soil [01:44.54] [01:45.62]Now Stuart if you look [01:47.28]At the soil around any large US city [01:49.86]There's a big underground [01:51.00]Homosexual population [01:51.64] [01:52.15]Des Moines Iowa for an example [01:54.01]Look at the soil around Des Moines Stuart [01:55.75]You can't build on it [01:56.78]You can't grow anything in it [01:58.08]The government says [01:58.89]It's due to poor farming [01:59.63] [02:00.15]But I know what's [02:01.08]Really going on Stuart [02:02.08]I know it's the queers [02:03.39]They're in it with the aliens [02:04.63]They're building landing strips [02:06.30]For gay Martians I swear to God [02:08.69] [02:09.44]You know what Stuart [02:10.59]I like you [02:11.33] [02:11.91]You're not like the other people [02:13.26]Here in this trailer park [02:14.63]Stuart - The Dead Milkmen