Imagine-Bad Ronald

[ti:Imagine] [ar:Bad Ronald] [al:Bad Ronald] [by:] [offset:500] [00:00.00]Imagine - Bad Ronald [00:29.80]Imagine you was asleep when you was awake [00:31.43]And awake when you were sleeping [00:32.69]And everything you thought was reality was you dreaming [00:34.42] [00:35.05]Imagine we were all cartoons just for the hell of it [00:37.42]I'd probably be at the zoo riding an elephant [00:40.32]Imagine it was relevant to imagine at all [00:42.40]Imagine you could jump without having to fall [00:44.79]Imagine having it all for less than a buck [00:47.13]Imagine a girl who could Knoblauch better than Chuck [00:49.82]Imagine x-ray vision working at Victoria's Secret [00:51.48] [00:52.55]With a sign that says blow out scale come in and peep it [00:55.24]Ladies and gentlemen I believe we have a winner [00:57.37]Imagine I was at your mom's house having dinner [01:00.25]Imagine someone assembled a crowd for me to pee on [01:02.64]Imagine I took a big fat sh*t on Celine Dion [01:05.14]Imagine all your nightmares were actually true [01:06.95]Every daydream you had would be reality too [01:10.24]Imagine I was at your job where you work [01:12.47]With a bong and a forty ounce under my shirt [01:15.03]Imagine I was in your class taking a test [01:17.57]With my eyes on your paper and my mind on your breasts [01:20.39]Imagine I was sitting shotgun in your ride [01:22.22]Blowing smoke in your face while you're trying to drive [01:24.86]Imagine I was all f**ked up and you were sober [01:27.50]I made it all the way home your b**ch a** got pulled over [01:30.17] [01:49.86]Imagine right now we all under surveillance being peeped [01:51.95] [01:52.51]Imagine you could take back all those times you freaked [01:54.95]Tweaked and bugged out said "Life suck" [01:57.26]If I was virgin plane pilot I wouldn't give a flying f**k [01:59.55]Imagine hitting the lotto except one digit [02:02.10]And giving less of a sh*t than a constipated midget [02:04.75]Imagine I was calm and didn't have one fear [02:07.11]Went above and beyond the call of duty to the call of diarrhea [02:09.30] [02:09.91]Imagine me on a W B CD spitting [02:12.35]Imagine me at your crib right now shitting [02:14.91]Hitting the peace pipe in full length mink [02:17.33]Imagine you in yellow spandex at the roller skating rink [02:19.80]Spit a unrehearsed verse at a nurse with no curse [02:22.56]Get rich still make a chick dig in her purse [02:25.10]And front my operation brain too big for my head [02:27.41]Should I spin the wheel of fortune I say "Jack pat instead" [02:30.16]Loose in London steady Buckingham at the palace [02:32.27]Or lost in wonderland taking a rip off the chalice [02:34.93]Imagine you was me imagine I was you [02:37.46]Imagine all the f**ked up stuff we could do