Sloppy Love Jingle, Pt. 1-Gym Class Heroes

[00:00.65]Roll sloppy love jingle sequence one action [00:11.19]Bartender [00:12.02]Yeah I hear your wise a** give me a minute [00:13.78]I'm trying to get this round over here [00:15.80]What do you think I'm just working for you here [00:17.40]Actually will you will you send a drink to the lady at the end of the bar Yeah that one right there [00:23.79]Here you are man [00:24.64]Yeah yeah It's on me Tell her it's from Travie [00:27.91]It's from this guy over here [00:29.92]From the second she shimmied in [00:31.92]I was intrigued by her essence [00:34.14]And my first instincts to make sure that my presence was felt [00:37.04]Simple and plain [00:38.38]I'm probably jumping the train [00:39.85]But all I could see was my name engraved on her belt [00:42.13]Hit the pause button [00:43.40]Damn [00:44.54]I don't even know this girl [00:45.85]And I'm already practicing my sweet-nothins [00:48.35]But that's a classic trait of a soft-spoken heart-broken fellow like my self best believe (p**sy) [00:53.88]I tend to wear my heart on my sleeve [00:54.67]But that night the Jagermeister had my sleeves rolled up [00:57.48]Wait a minute hold up [00:59.33]I think she caught me grilling now I'm spilling my drink (don't look don't look) [01:01.98]I knew our feelings were in sync so now she gave me the wink [01:04.59]The only problem is I'm not your ordinary average Romeo [01:07.88]A Cyrano de Bergerac (shut the f**k up) [01:09.54]In fact I remember back in fifth grade [01:11.74]I tried to read the book of love but sadly [01:13.79]The introduction didn't grab me [01:15.74]So I left it on the shelf and kept moving [01:17.67]Assuming that this planet rotates [01:19.91]I'll just procrastinate until the day I bump into my soulmate [01:23.04]Who would've thunk I would be pissy a** drunk when time came for collision [01:26.34]So I made the decision to just keep my composure (cool cool) [01:29.03]Until she started getting closer [01:31.11]And then I felt this weird feeling underneath my left shoulder and then I [01:34.16]Slipped tripped busted my lip and fell in love [01:37.04]The minute that she stepped in the door [01:38.83]The type of girl I'd have to make a couple mix tapes for [01:41.41]To me she equaled MC squared and everything else was mathematics [01:45.21]I never took the time to practice [01:46.81]