If I Were A Bell-Count Basie & Sarah Vaughan

If I Were A Bell - Count Basie & Sarah Vaughan Written by：Frank Loesser Ask me how do I feel Now that we're cosy and clinging Well sir all I can say is If I were a bell I'd be ringing From the moment we kissed goodnight That's the way I just gotta behave And if I were a lamp I'd light Or if I were a banner I'd wave Ask me how do I feel Little me with my quiet upbringing Well sir all I can say is If I were a gate I'd be swinging And if I were a watch I'd start popping my spring Oh and if I were a bell I'd go ding dong ding dong ding Ask me how do I feel From this chemistry lesson I'm learning Well sir all I can say is If I were a bridge I'd be burning Yes I knew my moral would crack From the wonderful way you looked Boy if I were a duck I'd quack Or if I were a goose I'd be cooked Ask me how do I feel Now that we're fondly caressing And if I were a salad I know I'd be splashing my dressing Or if I were a season I'd surely be spring Yes and if I were a bell I were a bell If I were a bell I'd go ding dong ding dong ding