The Glorious Epic of Three Men who are Awesome-The Axis of Awesome

[ti:The Glorious Epic of Three Men Who Are Awesome] [ar:The Axis of Awesome] [al:Animal Vehicle] [by:] [offset:0] [00:00.00]The Glorious Epic of Three Men who are Awesome - The Axis of Awesome (厉害轴心) [00:12.34]Through the mist of smoke and flame [00:14.36] [00:15.16]Rides a man a mighty lord [00:17.66]His foes fall in pain [00:19.17]Women cry his name [00:20.51]The gift of rock his reward [00:23.23] [00:24.14]With a voice that can power lightbulbs [00:26.95]Wound a bear and shatter souls [00:29.36]He calms the hounds of Hades [00:30.84]All the single ladies [00:31.95]Put your hands up [00:33.43]Rock and Roll [00:34.77] [00:35.85]Under rock and craggy mountain [00:37.97] [00:38.61]In the ancient hall he dwells [00:41.04]His piano shines with glory [00:42.51]He sings an ancient story [00:43.93]Of betrayal by the Elves [00:46.59]Wait sorry Ancient halls Elves [00:48.89]You're making me a dwarf aren't you [00:50.10]No no You are a mighty warrior [00:52.08] [00:53.27]His six brothers grim and beardy [00:55.81]They saw a maid as white as snow [00:58.65]A magic mirror found her [01:00.03]Now she's off they flounder [01:01.69]Hi-ho hi-ho it's off to work he goes [01:04.15]Ah thanks I'm a dwarf then a Disney dwarf [01:06.83] [01:07.39]Yes yes A mighty mighty dwarf [01:10.00] [01:10.90]Man of earth and man of fire [01:12.99] [01:13.71]Battle brothers to the core [01:15.96] [01:16.66]Valor soaring ever higher [01:19.35]But we're empty lost without one more [01:23.64]Ho ho ho [01:28.52] [02:01.95]Hello my name is Lee [02:04.45] [02:04.97]And I play the guitar ho ho [02:14.95]And I play the guitar [02:18.54] [02:19.41]What [02:19.76] [02:20.48]And so we ride onwards to destiny [02:23.89] [02:24.51]Our foes and enemies slain [02:27.14] [02:28.02]Fighting fierce beasts eating their meats [02:30.80]We ride [02:33.57]And Awesome's our name [02:35.58] [02:41.13]Jordon [02:41.84]Riding on a skeleton horse of fire [02:43.91] [02:44.49]Lee [02:44.96]Riding on a skeleton horse of fire [02:47.08]But no I'm riding a skeleton horse of fire [02:49.07]Yeah you have to pick something different [02:50.83]Lee [02:51.64]Riding on a skeleton horse of water [02:54.60] [02:55.12]What A waterhorse [02:55.94]You mean like a seahorse [02:57.56]Well at least I'm not riding on a chicken [02:59.18]Who said I'm riding on a chicken [03:00.74]Benny [03:01.11]Riding on a chicken [03:02.68]But why do I have to ride a chicken [03:04.09]You guys got to choose yours [03:05.50]I want to ride a dragon [03:06.47]And so we ride onwards to destiny [03:09.25] [03:09.76]On horse seahorse and hen [03:12.23] [03:13.45]Evil destroyed homeless employed [03:16.16]We ride [03:18.89]From now till the end [03:20.46] [03:23.33]And in the misty halls of Asgard [03:26.20] [03:26.76]Where the Gods watch over man [03:29.42]They tried to curse the Axis for our pride our pride [03:35.57] [03:36.37]But alas we were too awesome [03:39.57]Their powers weak against our might [03:42.26]So we kicked them in the balls [03:44.61]And then they cried [03:48.06]And so we ride onwards to destiny [03:51.39] [03:51.90]With swords and weapons and shit [03:54.30] [03:55.57]Lightning will flash [03:56.94]Thunder will clash [03:58.40]We ride into infinity [04:01.80]We fly and don't need a plane [04:04.33] [04:05.22]We'll fill you with love [04:06.63]Till heaven and earth combine [04:10.90]And Awesome's our name