S And M-Dean Friedman

[ti:S And M] [ar:Dean Friedman] [al:"Well, Well," Said The Rocking Chair] [by:] [offset:0] [00:00.00]S And M - Dean Friedman [00:08.38]Well I was struttin' by a hootchie bar on Jane St [00:11.96]Trying hard to dodge the doodoo in my path [00:15.36] [00:16.00]When I heard footsteps behind me in the same beat [00:19.75]And some joker went and grabbed my ass [00:22.92]I spun around and said [00:24.07]"Now listen you may be a charmin' fella [00:27.34]But you're just cruisin' for a bruisin' just the same [00:31.35]And then I hit him on the head with my umbrella [00:35.10] [00:35.78]But instead of saying 'ouch' [00:37.65]He just smiled in pain He said [00:40.37]"Oo Oo Aha Do it again pretty momma [00:48.11]First let me thank you for letting me spank you [00:52.11]My credo and my ism is Sado Masochism " [00:56.07] [01:03.44]I said "Now listen honey you must be mistaken [01:06.51]I mean I'm sure I never saw your face before [01:10.41] [01:11.28]And besides this blushing bride's already taken " [01:14.68] [01:15.52]But he got down on his knees [01:17.13]And he begged for more He said [01:19.67]"Oo Oo Aha Do it again pretty momma [01:27.31]We'll commit nameless sins [01:29.13]You can stick me with pins [01:31.68]You can desert me but not 'til you hurt me " [01:35.22] [01:42.71]Now I tell you I have heard my share of snide talk [01:46.50]But this kid was really acting kinda weird [01:50.24]And I would have left him kneeling on the sidewalk [01:54.01] [01:55.00]But something in his smile looked so sincere He said [01:58.87]"Oo Oo Aha Do it again pretty momma [02:06.07] [02:06.77]We'll buy icecream I'll let you treat me [02:11.03]We'll play Perquacky I'll let you beat me " [02:14.67] [02:37.56]Now please don't think I'm just a shameless hussy [02:40.79]But I would love to share the joys that I have found [02:44.44] [02:44.96]And if you're still wondering "Doesn't he or does he " [02:49.06]Well I just love to be gagged and bound You see [02:53.81]Oo Oo Aha Do it again pretty momma [03:01.06] [03:01.95]I'll be the baby You be the mummy [03:05.71]You can tap dance on my tummy [03:08.79]'Cause me credo and my ism is Sado Masochism [03:13.08]Yes my credo and my ism is Sado Masochism Ah oo