What a Mouth (What a North and South)-Tommy Steele

[ti:What a Mouth (What a North and South)] [ar:Tommy Steele] [al:Singing the Blues - Tommy Steele's Greatest Hits] [by:] [offset:0] [00:00.00]What a Mouth (What a North and South) - Tommy Steele [00:08.32]Jimmy Bean was a funny lookin' fellah [00:10.45]If he had another mouth he'd look much sweller [00:12.41]But the "race" queered him from winning a beauty show [00:17.47]It was like a steamboat funnel Or a railway arch [00:21.30]Or the Blackwall Tunnel When you can't see Jim [00:24.64]When he opens his mouth you'll know [00:27.15]And as poor Jim goes walkin' about [00:31.96] [00:33.50]You can hear the kids all 'ollerin' out [00:39.41] [00:40.40](What ) What Ooh um [00:42.75]"What a mouth What a mouth What a North and South [00:45.43]"Blimey what a mouth he's got" [00:48.09]Now when he was a baby well oh Gawd luv 'er [00:51.02]His poor old muvver used to feed him with a shovel [00:53.04]What a gap Poor chap He's never been known to laugh (Oy ) [00:57.87]If he did it's a penny to a quid That his face would fall in half [01:01.82] [01:07.47]Mouth so large oh Lord oh Lumme [01:09.80]He can whisper in his own ear ain't it funny [01:12.23]And to quench his thirst now he's gotta take a drink o' mine [01:17.14]He got so drunk one foggy morn [01:19.42]He layed in the road and started to yawn [01:21.75]And a poor old man was delivering coals close by [01:26.55]And as he went to shoot the load He saw Jim's mouth out in the road [01:39.62] [01:40.72](What ) Eh Ooh what Oh yes [01:43.36]What a mouth What a mouth What a North and South [01:46.36]Blimey what a mouth he's got Now the poor old man [01:50.10]Bein' a short sighted fellah When he saw Jim's mouth [01:52.44]He took it for the cellar And he shot the lot [01:56.03]Right into his mouth no joke (Oy ) Jim [01:59.12]Poor soul's got a tummy full of coal [02:00.99]And he corfs up lumps o' coke (Oy ) [02:03.28] [02:08.48](What ) Eh What eeh ooh ooh cor blimey [02:11.38]I thought it was all over Oh yes um [02:13.31]What a mouth What a mouth What a North and South [02:16.53]Blimey what a mouth he's got Now the poor old man [02:19.94] bein' a short sighted fellah When he saw Jim's mouth [02:22.54]He took it for the cellar And he shot the lot right into his mouth [02:27.03]No joke (Oy ) Jim poor soul's got a tummy full of coal [02:30.87]And he corfs up lumps of coke OY [02:33.65] [02:37.01]OY (OY ) OY