People Are Funnier Than Anybody-Spike Jones & His City Slickers

[ti:People Are Funnier Than Anybody] [ar:Spike Jones] [al:I Went To Your Wedding] [by:] [offset:0] [00:00.00]People Are Funnier Than Anybody - Spike Jones & His City Slickers [00:04.49]Everyone say to begin the begin [00:06.92] [00:07.56]But no-one she begins him [00:09.22] [00:09.93]So I will tell you how [00:11.28] [00:12.14]First you lift your right leg like this [00:14.58] [00:15.97]Then you lift your left leg like this [00:18.22] [00:19.99]Then you lift both your legs together like this [00:23.12] [00:27.09]There must be an easier way to do this I think [00:30.65]This is our philosophy [00:32.82] [00:33.42]This is our philosophy [00:35.66] [00:36.39]And we're sure that you'll agree [00:38.55] [00:39.71]People are funnier that anybody [00:41.93] [00:42.80]Woman needs five dollars bad [00:45.04] [00:45.55]Beauty facial must be had [00:47.83] [00:48.55]Husband can't spare the money of course [00:51.08]But he puts ten dollars on the nose of a horse [00:53.81] [00:54.36]Wife can't see well enough to drive [00:56.41] [00:57.30]Car through garage-doors twelve foot wide [00:59.46] [01:00.07]But on husbands suit of grey [01:02.48]She can spot a blond hair from a block away [01:05.54]This is our philosophy [01:07.58] [01:08.37]This is our philosophy [01:10.43] [01:11.37]And we're sure that you'll agree [01:13.44] [01:14.64]People are funnier that anybody [01:16.94] [01:17.63]Husband plays poker and enjoys [01:20.13] [01:20.71]Sitting up all of night with the boys [01:23.08] [01:23.59]But at home with his wife he'll fight [01:26.18]If he has to sit ten minutes with the baby at night [01:29.29]Wife runs faster than any gale [01:31.74] [01:32.27]When she hears of a one-cent sale [01:34.93]"I'm saving you money" to her husband she'll blab [01:37.70]But to get to the sale she takes a taxi-cab [01:40.76]This is our philosophy [01:42.64] [01:43.43]This is our philosophy [01:45.57] [01:46.40]And we're sure that you'll agree [01:48.62] [01:49.82]People are funnier that anybody [01:52.02] [01:52.84]Man gets married says it's one good deal [01:55.05] [01:55.67]He waited years for a homecooked meal [01:58.53]When wife has nice hot dinner on plate [02:01.22]He comes home from the poolroom two hours late [02:04.04] [02:04.66]When single man kiss his girl goodnight [02:07.41]He gets filled with thrilled delight [02:10.20]But when husband kiss his wife to say the least [02:12.94]He gets his nose caught in a curler [02:14.67]And his whole face greased [02:16.27] MUSIC