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以下歌词翻译由微信翻译提供 [00:03.89]Set fire to your hair
点燃你的秀发 [00:07.62]Stick a poke at a grizzly bear
一拳打在大灰熊身上 [00:11.34]Eat medicine that's out of date [00:15.12]Use your private parts as piranha bait
把你的私处当做食人鱼的诱饵 [00:19.33]Dumb ways to die
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好多愚蠢的死法 [00:35.80]Get your toast out with a fork
用叉子把吐司切出来 [00:39.27]Do your own electrical work
自己做电工 [00:43.57]And teach yourself how to fly
自学飞翔 [00:46.87]And eat a two week old unrefrigerated pie
吃了两周没冷藏的馅饼 [00:51.33]Dumb ways to die
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愚蠢的死亡方式 [01:02.01]So many dumb ways to die
好多愚蠢的死法 [01:05.72]Invite a psycho-killer inside
邀请一个精神杀手进来 [01:09.42]Scratch your d**g dealer's brand new ride
把你的货刮干净经销商的新车 [01:13.44]Take your helmet off in outer space
在外太空摘下你的头盔 [01:17.10]Use your clothes dryer as a hiding place
把你的干衣机当做藏身之处 [01:21.14]Dumb ways to die
愚蠢的死法 [01:24.41]So many dumb ways to die
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愚蠢的死亡方式 [01:31.97]So many dumb ways to die
好多愚蠢的死法 [01:35.75]Keep a rattlesnake as pet
养一条响尾蛇当宠物 [01:39.40]Sell both the kidneys on the internet
在网上出卖自己的身体 [01:43.58]And eat a tube of superglue
吞下一管强力胶 [01:47.24]I wonder what's this red button do
我想知道这个红色按钮是做什么的 [01:51.32]Dumb ways to die
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愚蠢的死亡方式 [02:04.67]So many dumb ways to die
好多愚蠢的死法 [02:09.26]Dress up like a moose during hunting season
在狩猎季节打扮得像一头鹿 [02:14.96]Disturb a nest of wasps for no good reason
无缘无故惊扰一窝黄蜂 [02:21.18]Stand on the edge of a train station platform
站在火车站台的The Verge [02:25.14]Drive around the boom gates at a level crossing
在一个平交道口绕过栅栏门 [02:28.81]Run across the tracks between the platforms
在站台之间穿梭 [02:32.50]They may not rhyme but they're quite possibly
它们可能不押韵但它们很可能 [02:36.04]The dumbest ways to die
最愚蠢的死法 [02:40.01]The dumbest ways to die
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最愚蠢的死法 [02:50.25]So many dumb
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好多愚蠢的死法