老司機 ((Explicit))-Heyo/Vyan

[ti:老司机] [ar:Heyo/Vyan] [al:老表大奔走] [by:] [offset:0] [00:00.00]老司机 - Heyo/Vyan [00:04.40]词：Heyo/Vyan [00:08.80]曲：Heyo/Vyan [00:13.20]编曲：方块兄弟（Vyan/史家汝） [00:17.60]混音：Vyan [00:22.01]Heyo： [00:26.41]我有一个秘密我搭完那个 [00:28.81] [00:29.61]很开心的然后我们打了的的 [00:32.18] [00:32.96]遇到了就是那个老司机 [00:35.41] [00:36.14]他常常去修车所以很busy [00:38.58] [00:39.40]他问我来自哪里他说他来自大理 [00:42.61]他说他泡过都大概变了Aunties [00:45.93]然后了他就吹着他的 [00:48.41] [00:49.23]还介绍了他的弟弟 [00:51.23]Vyan： [00:52.14]我从来没有见过客人那么傻 [00:54.45] [00:55.37]他说的普通话听着像泰国话 [00:57.76] [00:58.74]他说他刚下飞机想要 [01:00.43] [01:02.07]我真的很想打电话去叫警察 [01:04.28] [01:05.39]他一上车就开始胡言乱语 [01:07.58] [01:08.75]用他的港普开始胡乱造句 [01:11.08] [01:11.72]他不断跟我说你带带我吧老司机 [01:14.74]我内心只有一个想法就是弄死你 [01:17.74] [01:19.08]过来过来啊或许莫来莫来啊 [01:22.04]过来过来啊或许莫来莫来啊 [01:24.73] [01:25.50]过来过来啊或许莫来莫来啊 [01:28.14] [01:28.71]过来过来啊或许莫来莫来啊 [01:31.29] [01:32.02]莫来莫来啊你是祸害祸害啊 [01:34.71] [01:35.33]莫来莫来啊真是活该活该啊 [01:38.15] [01:38.67]莫来莫来啊你是祸害祸害啊 [01:41.31] [01:41.99]莫来莫来啊真是活该活该啊 [01:44.74]Heyo： [01:45.32]当坐了很久我们又聊起来 [01:47.69] [01:48.56]他说的每个活动我们都很期待 [01:51.73]当我们慢慢说啊慢慢问个明白 [01:54.22] [01:54.88]才知道刚刚过了个礼拜 [01:56.90] [01:58.09]Hi啊你说了那么多是废的你就不用说 [02:00.94] [02:01.51]我说啊我来自香港啊然后你问我 [02:04.28] [02:04.94]你问啊在香港的歌手现在多不多 [02:07.59] [02:08.14]很多啊多到来这边工作 [02:10.28]Vyan： [02:10.79] [02:11.58]无论我说什幺他都说无聊 [02:13.43] [02:14.25]他说他在香港是个大土豪 [02:16.48] [02:17.65]他买单的时候说他没支付宝 [02:19.91] [02:20.94]所以他的样子相当地苦恼 [02:23.17] [02:24.24]然后他给我一大叠的 [02:25.78] [02:27.49]我说这根本不值钱你别装 [02:29.52] [02:30.60]可谁让我的顾客就是我的上帝 [02:33.04] [02:34.04]我祝你射击只能射上墙壁 [02:36.84] [02:37.97]过来过来啊或许莫来莫来啊 [02:40.61] [02:41.24]过来过来啊或许莫来莫来啊 [02:43.66] [02:44.22]过来过来啊或许莫来莫来啊 [02:46.96] [02:47.49]过来过来啊或许莫来莫来啊 [02:50.28] [02:51.00]莫来莫来啊你是祸害祸害啊 [02:53.62] [02:54.18]莫来莫来啊真是活该活该啊 [02:56.81] [02:57.53]莫来莫来啊你是祸害祸害啊 [03:00.05] [03:00.66]莫来莫来啊真是活该活该啊 [03:03.52] [03:04.29]过来过来啊或许莫来莫来啊 [03:07.33]过来过来啊或许莫来莫来啊 [03:10.07] [03:10.67]过来过来啊或许莫来莫来啊 [03:13.31] [03:13.82]过来过来啊或许莫来莫来啊 [03:16.63] [03:17.32]莫来莫来啊你是祸害祸害啊 [03:19.85] [03:20.41]莫来莫来啊真是活该活该啊 [03:23.70]莫来莫来啊你是祸害祸害啊 [03:27.06]莫来莫来啊真是活该活该啊