Seltzer Boy-Allan Sherman

[ti:Seltzer Boy] [ar:Allan Sherman] [al:My Son, The Folk Singer] [by:] [offset:0] [00:00.00]Seltzer Boy - Allan Sherman [00:00.10]Seltzer boy [00:04.67] [00:11.76]Where are you hiding [00:13.10] [00:16.34]If you don't come right now [00:19.35] [00:21.65]I'm gon' tell you boss on you [00:25.84] [00:30.49]Oy [00:31.54] [00:36.70]Don't bring me water [00:41.53] [00:50.17]I rather have seltzer [00:53.43] [00:59.00]'Cause water don't bubble [01:02.12] [01:06.10]And water don't fizz [01:11.07] [01:12.91]Water I hate it [01:18.31] [01:19.44]'Cause it ain't carbonated [01:21.68] [01:25.75]But a glass of seltzer [01:29.29] [01:32.08]On the other hand is [01:35.60] [01:37.96]Don't bring me Pepsi [01:41.60] [01:44.17]Don't bring me a Kool-Aid [01:47.76] [01:50.15]Don't bring a malted [01:52.67] [01:56.39]And don't bring me champagne [01:58.43] [02:02.47]I'll tell you what boy [02:06.70] [02:08.96]Bring me one scotch and soda [02:11.35] [02:15.16]Then you'll take back the scotch boy [02:19.12] [02:21.36]And leave the 2 cents plain [02:23.86] [02:28.58]Seltzer boy [02:30.77] [02:35.56]When are you coming [02:36.75] [02:42.47]If don't bring that seltzer [02:44.21] [02:45.42]I'm gon' tell Mister Meltzer on you [02:49.13] [02:54.81]Seltzer boy [02:56.53] [03:12.31]That's better could you put in a little chocolate sauce