Dark Side-Chris Webby/Emilio Rojas

You're fulfilling your destiny Anakin Become my apprentice, learn to use the dark side of the force I will do whatever you ask Good You've now been welcomed to the evil side, better start small When the dark calls, better play it how the cards fall This is hard ball, spit so cold your car stalls Webby got that dark side shit, Darth Maul Sith lord, super Shredder with a big sword Jaws in the flesh, you're a kid up on a kick board Nighty night for you the second that they let the shark loose Little footed punks ain't ever fucking with a sharp tooth Webby gonna take 'em to the dark side Ain't nobody messing when the bars fly Every single one of us going to hell So why not make sure we all fry? This my spot and I call 5�� Gotta chick next to me hog tied Every single B***h in the vicinity better duck for cover The fucking second that the dog bite Ain't nobody crazier than Chris I'ma f**k the game raw and have a baby in this bitch So just follow to the dark side GPS, type it in And you will never end up goin' home again Take a walk into the dark side I don't know just where I'm going, but so far it's been a hell of a ride Welcome to the dark side There's a devil in all us all you gotta do is just let it inside Welcome to the dark side It's 2012, and I'm boning everything raw, ah f**k it, the world ending I'm running an AIDS clinic on a mission to get a new girlfriend And I'm in that waiting room I got em edible arrangements Cuz nothin' says let's f**k with no rubber like fruit bouquets bitch No WWJD (nah) everyone of my brothers are crazy (nah) It wasn't my mother who raised me (nah) I come from the gutter that made me, huh? From the Roc where the blocks is bad And kids go to school through Zombie Land Even though them all live in Crombie Land And nah they don't get drunk they hit Molly man Meth heads on they death beds Chicken heads livin' for their nest eggs Her mother was strugglin' with addiction So she been into drugs since she breast fed So depressant and they ain't no exception No co-eds, just co-defendants Vacant buildings with their full attendece, with vacant stares, you got no expression Take you there if you want, I got demons, boy, they do haunt Seein' people havin' that tone, now that's the reason we all flaunt I was born with nothin' I'ma die for somethin' Otherwise I done been alive for nothin' I earned it all they provided nothin' even if I have to join the dark side and touch it Your arrogance blinds you, Master Yoda Now you will experience the full power of the dark side