Gee, Officer Krupke-Russ Tamblyn

[ti:Gee, Officer Krupke!] [ar:The Jets/The Sharks and the Jets/Max Goberman Orchestra/Larry Kert] [al:West Side Story (Original 1957 Broadway Cast)] [by:] [offset:0] [00:00.00]Gee, Officer Krupke - Russ Tamblyn [00:04.11]Written by：Stephen Sondheim/Leonard Bernstein [00:08.22]Dear kindly Sergeant Krupke you gotta understand [00:12.80]It's just our bringin' upke that gets us out of hand [00:16.17]Our mothers all are junkies our fathers all are drunks [00:19.60]Golly Moses naturally we're punks [00:22.83]Gee Officer Krupke we're very upset [00:25.83] [00:26.39]We never had the love that every child oughta get [00:29.23] [00:29.75]We ain't no delinquents we're misunderstood [00:33.34]Deep down inside us there is good [00:35.67]There is good [00:36.62]There is good there is good [00:38.37]There is untapped good [00:40.14]Like inside the worst of us is good [00:42.58] [00:48.62]That's a touching good story [00:50.17] [00:50.70]Lemme tell it to the world [00:52.14] [00:52.87]Just tell it to the Judge [00:54.54] [01:00.53]Dear kindly Judge your honor my parents treat me rough [01:04.54]With all their m*******a they won't give me a puff [01:07.78]They didn't wanna have me but somehow I was had [01:11.13]Leapin' lizards that's why I'm so bad [01:14.10]Right Officer Krupke you're really a square [01:17.43] [01:17.97]This boy don't need a Judge he needs an analyst's care [01:21.46]It's just his neurosis that oughta be curbed [01:24.22] [01:24.84]He's psychologically disturbed [01:27.42]I'm disturbed [01:28.22]We're disturbed we're disturbed [01:29.96]We're the most disturbed [01:31.69]Like we're psychologically disturbed [01:34.03] [01:39.99]Hear ye hear ye [01:41.06]In the opinion of this court [01:42.45]This child is depraved on account [01:44.17]He ain't had a normal home [01:45.82]Hey I'm depraved [01:46.70]On account I'm deprived [01:47.72] [01:48.68]So take him to a headshrinker [01:50.28] [01:56.27]My father is a bastard my mom's an S.O.B [01:59.77] [02:00.32]My grandpa's always plastered my grandma pushes tea [02:03.69]My sister wears a mustache my brother wears a dress [02:06.63] [02:07.15]Goodness gracious that's why I'm a mess [02:10.24]Yes Officer Krupke you're really a slob [02:13.41] [02:13.92]This boy don't need a doctor just a good honest job [02:17.17]Society played him a terrible trick [02:20.24] [02:20.96]And socialogically he's sick I am sick [02:23.99]We are sick we are sick we are sick sick sick [02:27.56]Like we're socialogically sick [02:29.88] [02:36.06]In my opinion this child does not need [02:37.96]To have his head shrunk at all [02:39.17] [02:39.86]Juvenile delinquency [02:40.98]Is purely a social disease [02:42.25] [02:42.78]Hey I got a social disease [02:44.15] [02:45.04]So take him to a social worker [02:46.50] [02:52.86]Dear kindly social worker they say go earn a buck [02:56.81]Like be a soda jerker which means like be a schmuck [03:00.15]It's not I'm anti social I'm only anti work [03:03.14] [03:03.68]Glory Osky that's why I'm a jerk [03:06.52] [03:07.23]Officer Krupke you done it again [03:09.75] [03:10.36]This boy don't need a job he needs a year in the pen [03:13.22] [03:13.73]It ain't just a question of misunderstood [03:16.56] [03:17.38]Deep down inside him he's no good I'm no good [03:20.48]We're no good we're no good we're no earthly good [03:23.94]Like a pest a bug ain't no damn good [03:26.34] [03:29.08]The trouble is he's lazy the trouble is he drinks [03:32.03]The trouble is he's crazy the trouble is he stinks [03:35.20]The trouble is he's growing the trouble is he's grown [03:38.46]Krupke we've got troubles of our own [03:42.01]Gee Officer Krupke [03:44.38]We're down on our knees [03:45.67] [03:46.28]'Cause no one wants a fella [03:47.92]With a social disease [03:49.31] [03:50.15]Gee Officer Krupke [03:52.06]What are we to do [03:54.93] [03:55.47]Gee Officer Krupke [03:56.96] [03:58.10]Krup you