Transistor Radio-Benny Hill

[ti:Transistor Radio] [ar:Benny Hill] [al:Kent Walton Presents Honey Hit Parade] [by:] [offset:0] [00:00.00]Transistor Radio - Benny Hill [00:03.71]My baby's got a transistor radio [00:05.84]She takes it everywhere we go [00:07.43] [00:08.55]She takes it when we go out a-walking [00:11.22]Even to a movie show [00:12.73] [00:13.48]Well now [00:13.82]Just last night [00:14.69]In the pale moonlight [00:16.06]I asked her for a kiss [00:18.22] [00:18.76]But instead of hearing her whisper sweet words of love [00:21.52]All that I could hear was this [00:23.61]Last night I held a little hand [00:26.64]It made my poor heart sing [00:29.15]It was the sweetest hand I'd held [00:31.98]Four aces and a king [00:33.91]Ga-ba-ga-ba-hey-ho [00:35.15] [00:37.45]I went round to the house where my baby lives [00:39.35]To ask her for a date [00:41.22] [00:42.57]There I was [00:43.22]Walking up the garden path [00:44.85]Round about half past eight [00:46.27] [00:47.07]When I heard a sound [00:48.28]Made my poor heart pound [00:49.88]It stopped me in my stride [00:51.64] [00:52.47]I seemed to hear the voice of another guy [00:55.04]Coming from inside [00:56.73] [00:58.98]I wonder if you're lonesome tonight [01:00.61] [01:01.86]But don't wanna call [01:02.52] [01:04.44]Maybe that's 'cause you're eleven feet tall [01:07.33] [01:09.16]And all the world's a stage [01:10.34]I have often heard that said [01:12.04] [01:14.20]But I don't have a wooden heart [01:16.09] [01:16.78]I have a wooden head [01:18.33] [01:19.95]I'd like to take her transistor radio [01:21.84]And throw it in the deep blue sea [01:23.95] [01:25.18]I'm so jealous of her transistor radio [01:27.15]'Cause it takes her mind off me [01:29.08] [01:29.72]I said Oh baby please be mine [01:32.61]I want you for my own [01:34.41] [01:35.30]Tell me is your love for somebody else' [01:37.72]Or is it for me alone' [01:39.53] [01:40.57]It's also for Ngia Gooki of British Honduras [01:43.22] [01:44.08]Umbongo Appledory of New Guinea [01:46.41]And Fred Glockenlocker of British Hartle pool [01:48.72] [01:50.89]I swore to her that I would be always true [01:53.08]And love her all the while [01:54.99] [01:55.96]And on that oh so happy day in may [01:58.15]I took her down the aisle [02:00.40]Now do you take this man to be your loving husband [02:03.30]The preacher softly said [02:05.21] [02:05.89]But he never heard you say I do [02:08.26]Cause this is what he heard instead [02:10.18] [02:11.48]Gabba Gabba gabba yeah yeah [02:13.35] [02:14.14]Gabba Gabba gabba yeah yeah [02:16.20]You told me you were just eighteen on the telephone [02:21.97]I thought that you meant eighteen years [02:23.92]But you meant eighteen stone [02:26.05]Big fat mama [02:28.01] [02:29.87]We went to spend our honey [02:31.10]Moon down on the Island of Capri [02:33.70] [02:34.95]I found ourselves a very small hotel [02:36.90]As quiet as could be [02:38.86] [02:39.72]But when I got up to our room upon our wedding night [02:43.82] [02:44.93]This is the sound that reached my ears [02:47.13]As I switched out the light [02:48.93] [02:50.10]Darling' [02:50.71] [02:51.55]Ere where's the radio' [02:52.94] [02:54.18]Music he wants