Abe Lincoln ns. Madison Avenue-Bob Newhart

[ti:] [ar:] [al:] [by:时间戳工具V2.0_20200810] [offset:0] [00:13.41]Dylan Bob [00:17.34]Miscellaneous [00:21.93]Bob Dylan's New Orleans Rag [00:24.51]By Bob Dylan [00:27.21]I was sittin' on a stump [00:29.10]Down in New Orleans [00:30.81]I was feelin' kinda low down [00:35.25]Dirty and mean [00:37.68]Along came a fella [00:39.84]And he didn't even ask [00:42.72]He says I know of a woman [00:47.91]That can fix you up fast [00:51.00]I didn't think twice [01:08.46]I said like I should [01:16.74]Let's go find this lady [01:23.28]That can do me some good [01:28.11]We walked across the river [01:38.19]On a sailin' spree [01:41.19]And we came to a door [01:44.10]Called one oh three [01:48.45]I was just about ready [01:58.41]To give it a little knock [02:02.49]When out comes a fella [02:03.45]Who couldn't even walk [02:04.41]He's linkin' and a slinkin' [02:09.63]Couldn't stand on his feet [02:14.58]And he moaned and he groaned [02:18.96]And he shuffled down the street [02:24.09]Well out of the door [02:33.81]There comes another man [02:36.69]He wiggled and he wobbled [02:42.81]He couldn't hardly stand [02:44.85]He had this frightened [02:47.13]Look in his eyes [02:51.09]Like he just fought a bear [02:55.98]He was ready to die [02:57.48]Well I peeked through the key crack [03:05.61]Comin' down the hall [03:07.71]Was a long legged man [03:13.56]Who couldn't hardly crawl [03:17.97]He muttered and he uttered [03:22.20]In broken French [03:24.45]And he looked like he'd been through [03:34.80]A monkey wrench [03:38.34]Well by this time [03:51.18]I was a scared to knock [03:56.88]I was a scared to move [04:03.06]I's in a state of shock [04:09.69]I hummed a little tune [04:13.08]And I shuffled my feet [04:25.47]And I started walkin' backwards [04:32.55]Down that broad street [04:38.16]Well I got to the corner [04:42.69]I tried my best to smile [04:51.27]I turned around the corner [05:02.01]And I ran a bloody mile [05:06.87]Man I wasn't runnin' [05:09.15]'Cause I was sick [05:20.25]I was just a runnin' [05:28.08]To get out of there quick [05:32.94]Well I tripped right along [05:41.34]And I'm a wheezin' in my chest [05:51.45]I musta run a mile [05:57.45]In a minute or less [06:02.64]I walked on a log [06:08.76]And I tripped on a stump [06:17.49]I caught a fast freight [06:24.99]With a one arm jump [06:29.46]So if you're travelin' down [06:34.29]Louisiana way [06:36.54]And you feel kinda lonesome [06:44.04]And you need a place to stay [07:01.95]Man you're better off [07:04.56]In your misery [07:08.58]Than to tackle that lady [07:16.05]At one oh three