Roxanne's Revenge (Re-Recorded / Remastered)-Roxanne Shante

Roxanne's Revenge - Roxanne Shante Well my name is roxanne a don't ya know I just a cold rock a party and I do This show I said I met these three guys and you know That's true So let me tell you and explain them all to You I met this dude with the name of a hat I Didn't even walk away I didn't give him no rap But then he got real mad and he got a Little tired If he worked for me you know he would be Fired He is kangol and that is cute What ain't got money and he ain't got the loot And every time that I see him he's always a Beggin' And all the other girls that he's always tryin' to Leggin' Every time that he sees me he says a rhyme But compared to me that weak compared to mine Every time that I know that I am sayin' some Fresher In any category I'm considered the best And every time that I say it there ain't no Less And everybody knows I will win the contestso then after That came the educated rapper His fingers started snappin' and my hands start to clappin' Every time that I see him everything he say He walked into the beat and coming This way He said a yeah you know your mother's name is Mary after what I heard your father is a cherry What every time that I see him he's sayin' somethin' new But let me explain to him what he should do He should be like me a fly mc Don't never have to bite we're always right I have the freshest rhymes that I do recite And after that and you know it's true but let me Tell you somethin' else about the doctor too He ain't really cute and he ain't great he don't even Know how to operate He came up to me with some crappish rap But let me tell you somethin' doctor know Was wack So when he came up to me I told him To step back he said you call yourself an mc I Said this is true He said explain to me really what mcs must do I said listen very close to cause I don't say this Every day My name is roxanne and they call me shanté But every time a that I say a rhyme a just A like a this a It's something you mcs won't a miss a So can you if you think it's cute a think It's all right but see you said it in a language So you wouldn't have to bite You started talkin' pig lat in didn't make no sense You thought you was cute yeah you thought you was A prince You're walkin' down the block you're hold in' your jock And everybody knows that you're all on my yacht I'm just the devastatin' always rockin' always have the flagas F**kin Everybody knows it's me yeah the r o x a N n e Everyone knows I'm fresh and any kind of god I possess Every time I do it right a everyone is Sure to bite a Every time I do it yeah you know it is A me a Rockin' on the beat a that you can see So the u t f o crew you know what you can do Lemme tell you one for me and then I'll tell You one for you Every time you sayin' somethin' just a like a this A It ain't nothin' that I don't want to miss a And if you're thinkin' that I'm bit in your beat But then you just better know and a listen to Me Because my name is roxanne a and I came to Say I'm rockin' to the beat a and I do this way I'm conceited never beated never heard of defeated I'm rockin' to the beat a and you know it Is a me a The r o x a n n e a And if you want to play a little game for Me Lemme show you what you can do baby Cause with a twist of my cheek and a twist Of my wrist I have all the gas droppin' down like this Yeah I am fly but don't take this And everybody knows I don't go for it So if you're tryin' to be cute and you're tryin' To be fine You need to cut it out cause it's all in Your mind Tryin' to be like me yeah it is very hard You think you are god but you do eat lard Tryin' to be cute and you're tryin' to be fly Don't you know you wish you could be my guy So I can take you home make you relax And everybody knows that you're out there tryin' to tax Like corn on the cob you're always tryin' to rob You need to be out there looking for a job Yeah you're tryin' to be it ok baby tell But lemme let ya know you're not a real man Cause a roxanne needs a man and yes Someone fresh who always address Someone yeah who will never fess And then I'll say yeah you're the rest And everybody knows how the story goes There's no ifs no ands no buts or suppose No coke up your nose no d**e in your vein And then it won't cause no kind of pain But yet and still you're tryin' to be fly I ask you a question I want to know why Why'd ya have to make a record 'bout me The r o x a n n e