No. 5. One Hundred Easy Ways to Lose a Man-Sir Simon Rattle/Alysha Umphress/London Symphony Orchestra/Duncan Rock

[00:04.69]Well, here's the solution for you [00:06.61]Get Ruth Sherwood's new bestseller: [00:09.01]100 Easy Ways to Lose a Man [00:14.81]Chapter One [00:17.27]Now the first way to lose a man [00:21.41]You’ve met a charming fellow and you’re out for a spin. [00:26.45]The motor fails and he just wears a helpless grin, [00:31.08]Don’t bat your eyes and say, ‘what a romantic spot we’re in.’ [00:36.87]Just leap out, crawl under the car, [00:39.01]Say it’s the gasket and fix it in two seconds flat with a bobby pin. [00:41.99]That’s a good way to lose a man. [00:47.05]He takes you to a baseball game, [00:49.11]You sit knee to knee. [00:51.46]He says, ‘the next man up at bat will bunt, you’ll see.’ [00:56.27]Don’t say, ‘oooh, what’s a bunt’ This game’s too hard for little me.’ [01:02.58]Just say, ‘bunt’ Are you nuts’!! With one out, two men on base, [01:06.67]And a left-handed batter coming up, [01:07.92]You’ll walk right into a triple play just like it happened in [01:09.82]The fifth game of the world series in 1923.’ [01:12.65]That’s a sure way to lose a man. [01:16.91]A sure sure sure sure way to lose a man, [01:20.28]A splendid way to lose a man. [01:22.64]Just throw your knowledge in his face, [01:25.14]He’ll never try for second base. [01:29:79]Ninety-eight ways to go. [01:33.01]The third way to lose a man -- [01:37.30]The life-guard at the beach that all the girlies adore [01:42.54]Swims bravely out to save you through the ocean’s roar, [01:47.34]Don’t say, ‘oh, thanks, I would have drowned in just one second more.’ [01:53.32]Just push his head under water and yell, [01:55.24]‘Last one in is a rotten egg’ And race him back to shore! [01:59.89]That’s a swell way to lose a man. [02:04.19]You’ve found your perfect mate and it’s been love from the start. [02:09.07]He whispers, ‘you’re the one to who I give my heart.’ [02:13.82]Don’t say, ‘I love you too, my dear, let’s never never part.’ [02:20.94]Just say, ‘I’m afraid you’ve made a grammatical error [02:23.52]It’s not ‘to who I give my heart,’ It's ‘to whom I give my heart’ [02:27.46]You see, with the use of the preposition ‘to,’ ‘Who’ Becomes the indirect object, [02:29.96]Making the use of ‘whom’ Imperative which [02:31.62]I can easily show you by drawing a simple chart’ [02:35.26]That’s a fine way to lose a man. [02:39.29]A fine fine fine fine way to lose a man, [02:42.67]A dandy way to lose a man. [02:45.09]Just be more well-informed than he, [02:48.17]You’ll never hear ‘o, promise me.’ [02:52.15]Just show him where his grammar errs, [02:55.38]Then mark your towels ‘hers’ And ‘hers.’ [02:59.02]Yes, girls, you too can lose your man, [03:02.04]If you will use Ruth Sherwood’s plan: [03:05.62]One hundred easy ways to lose a man!