Cantina (Demo)-Voltaire/Aurelio Voltaire

[ti:] [ar:] [al:] [by:时间戳工具V2.0_20200810] [offset:0] [00:19.44]Well I went down to Mos Eisley for a converter [00:27.18]Hell you know how hot it gets on Tatooine [00:35.07]Well then I saw that there cantina [00:38.64]I'll go in for an Orangina [00:43.17]I heard it was rough but how bad could it be [00:57.75]All manner of men and beasts were staring at me [01:05.91]Seems just one week before [01:09.75]Their Twi'lek slave girl walked out the door [01:13.80]And I guess I was the next best thing they'd seen [01:21.66]I lost more than my heart in that Cantina [01:29.37]I left my manhood there on Tatooine [01:36.87]Son it don't mean you're weak [01:40.59]If you turn the other cheek [01:46.98]But if you spread 'em both for Jabba son you ain't a man [02:02.64]Old Hammerhead he fixed his mind to screw me [02:10.47]Whipped out his tool and nailed me to the bar [02:18.03]My anus he destroyed [02:21.75]Now I got me Hemmeroids [02:22.80]They had to wrench him off my nuts with a gaffi bar [02:33.69]I was hit over the head by ol' Han Solo [02:41.43]I'd have never guessed that pirate was a homo [02:49.17]I woke up next to Chewbacca [02:53.04]I was smeared in Wookiee ca ca [02:58.80]And what they did to my poor nipples was a no no [03:06.60]I lost more than my heart in that Cantina [03:14.40]I left my manhood there on Tatooine [03:22.05]Son it don't mean you're weak [03:25.68]If you turn the other cheek [03:30.15]But if you spread 'em both for Jabba son you ain't a man [03:45.93]Ol' Salacious Crumb's so small ya can't detect him [03:53.58]Before I knew it he shoved himself straight in my rectum [04:01.32]And then just to be heinous he screamed real loud out of my anus [04:11.64]Now I got an a hole car alarm and I can't disconnect him [04:20.61]Oh Greedo greedily grabbed his green weenie [04:27.42]And he yanked that sucker 'til it wasn't so teeny [04:35.01]He pulled me into Jabba's hut [04:38.43]He stared intently at my butt [04:49.17]And then he oo ta too ta'ed me with his zucchini [04:59.01]I lost more than my heart in that Cantina [05:06.96]I left my manhood there on Tatooine [05:14.28]Son it don't mean you're weak [05:17.85]If you turn the other cheek [05:22.17]But if you spread 'em both for Jabba son you ain't a man [05:27.09]Take it away boys [06:00.51]Band instrumental [06:01.05]Well the guy walked up and said My friend doesn't like you [06:06.57]I said Sorry [06:08.55]He said I don't like you either you better watch yourself [06:13.41]I think his name was Tom Waits [06:16.29]Then some old dude who taught Vader [06:19.47]Chopped his arm off with a saber [06:23.73]That later made for one red hot anal invader [06:31.53]I was broken on the floor beat to a stupor [06:39.18]Then I was saved there at the door were ten stormtroopers [06:43.80]But then my hope faded away [06:50.61]I didn't know they cloned 'em gay [06:56.94]And they each took turns stormtroopin' me in the pooper [07:04.65]I lost more than my heart in that Cantina [07:12.33]I left my manhood there on Tatooine [07:19.98]Son it don't mean you're weak [07:23.46]If you turn the other cheek [07:28.14]Which is why I still go there every week