I'm Gettin' Stoned-Eric Church

[ti:I'm Gettin' Stoned] [ar:Eric Church] [al:Chief] [by:] [offset:0] [00:00.00]I'm Gettin' Stoned - Eric Church [00:19.23]Read it in the paper [00:21.23]Marked the date on the wall [00:23.85]To remind myself to celebrate [00:26.91]The day I lose it all [00:29.15]They made plans to be together [00:31.77]I made plans to be alone [00:34.08]She got a rock [00:36.64]I'm gettin' stoned [00:42.57]Damn right I've got objections [00:45.06]But it's awful too late now [00:47.74]Yeah the cans are on the limo [00:50.14]And the rice is on the ground [00:52.88]They're headed for the islands [00:55.56]But hell I'm already gone [00:57.94]She got a rock [00:59.68]I'm gettin' stoned [01:03.74]Here's to happy ever after [01:06.48]And here's to balls and chains [01:09.19]And Here's to all us haters [01:11.30]Of old lovers new last names [01:14.17]And here's to holdin' up [01:16.23]And gettin' right where I belong [01:20.53]She got a rock [01:23.10]I'm gettin' stoned [01:28.97]Yeah I knew that it was over [01:31.39]When I heard those wedding bells [01:34.14]That preacher was my jailer [01:36.38]Now this bottle is my bail [01:38.82]So much for all that prayin' [01:41.63]Her I do would be I don't [01:44.24]She got a rock [01:46.31]I'm gettin' stoned [01:50.18]Here's to happy ever after [01:52.62]And here's to balls and chains [01:55.42]And here's to all us haters [01:57.79]Of old lovers new last names [02:00.84]And here's to holdin' up [02:02.59]And gettin' right where I belong [02:06.96]She got a rock [02:09.52]I'm gettin' stoned [02:33.90]So to hell with her and him [02:35.89]And the white horse the rode out on [02:40.07]She got a rock [02:42.63]I'm gettin' stoned [02:45.06]Yeah she got a rock [02:49.09]Ha ha ha [02:52.28]I'm gettin' stoned [02:57.08]Yeah I'm gettin' stoned [03:00.39]Yeeaahhh come on [03:49.77]