JAP Battle (Explicit)-Crazy Ex-Girlfriend Cast/Rachel Grate/Rachel Bloom

[ti:JAP Battle] [ar:1] [al:Crazy Ex-Girlfriend: Season 1 (Original Television Soundtrack, Vol. 2)] [by:] [offset:0] [00:00.00]JAP Battle (Explicit) - Rachel Grate/Rachel Bloom [00:00.12]Lyrics by：Adam Schlesinger/Rachel Bloom/Zachary Sherwin [00:00.25]This is real deep beef from way back in the past [00:02.67]Deeper than I'll put a foot up [00:03.96]In the crack of your a*s [00:04.98]Come on let's do this [00:06.01]Your little pals can witness [00:07.14]How vicious [00:07.78]This Westchester alpha b***h is [00:09.83]I'm straight up malicious [00:11.05]A verbal curb stomper [00:12.36]Since we were toddlers [00:13.42]I've studied every chink in your armor [00:15.27]And between your folks' divorce and that haircut on ya [00:17.75]I'm really not sure which one's the bigger shondeh [00:20.63]That means disgrace [00:21.54]I'm translating for the goys [00:23.10]Our life lines have been parallel like corduroys [00:25.65]But now we'll see whose bars will prevail [00:27.67]In this beef of two hard-as-nails shebrews from Scarsdale [00:30.58]We've got a conflict of interest [00:32.41]I'm about to give Levine the business [00:34.53]Spittin' venomous hate [00:35.74]Penetratin' her defenses [00:37.28]It's a jap battle [00:38.52]A what a Jewish-American princess [00:41.39]Rap battle daughters of privilege [00:43.87]Spittin' mad flow find that term offensive [00:46.43]Too bad yo [00:47.37]Oh snap it's a jap battle rap [00:49.81]Look [00:50.38]Academically you could never catch me [00:52.62]You were close but no match scholastically [00:55.14]No how no way I put the O G [00:57.62]In five point O G P A [01:00.15]Well speaking of which are you A P graded [01:02.76]'Cause these days you look a bit heavily weighted [01:05.24]And all your book crackin' don't make up for the fact [01:07.45]That I'm strapped with that killer instinct that you lack [01:10.46]Sweetheart here's what you're not understanding [01:12.70]I'm street smart [01:13.42]You mean 'cause you minored in urban planning [01:15.39]B***h I know you [01:16.51]That tough act's a bluff [01:17.74]So sheket bevaka shut the hell up [01:20.35]Your temper you lost it [01:21.78]Aw cute [01:22.88]Like you're gonna lose this lawsuit [01:25.08]Keeping your pie hole shut with be quite wise [01:27.60]Though you kept it open wide for the A E pi guys [01:30.37]And I banged your hedge-fund manager fiancé [01:32.95]Back in college over winter holidays [01:34.90]Bathroom stall at the matzo ball and honestly I gotta say [01:37.94]Really not hot at all [01:39.17]Finished quick rotten lay [01:40.44]This is [01:41.40]A jap battle bane of my existence [01:43.75]You're an fasshole [01:44.75]From golden's bridge [01:46.23]To north castle [01:47.26]Wipe you off the map in this jap battle rap [01:49.82]Bunch you're a curse you're a blight [01:51.45]We were frenemies at first spite [01:53.00]Think your verse is tight [01:53.90]Then you're trippin' like birthright [01:55.59]I'll wipe the mirth right off your fugly mug [01:57.67]And fill you full of slugs [01:58.89]Like a straight up thug [02:00.16]Uh that word is racist [02:01.67]Someone oughta tell you [02:02.75]Like me [02:03.24]I belong to the A C L U [02:05.42]Spare me [02:06.11]I'm a card-carrying member [02:07.69]Plus I spent a semester in Kenya remember [02:10.04]Well I volunteered in Ghana [02:11.40]Well I guess that makes us equal [02:12.68]Well it's settled then [02:13.53]We're both cool with black people [02:15.14]'Cause we're liberals [02:16.01]Duh [02:16.46]Progressive as hell [02:17.91]Though of course I support Israel [02:19.81] [02:20.40]Audra wait [02:21.54]We share so many traits [02:22.94]Should we shake hands and erase the hate [02:25.30]Created by our mothers pitting us against each other [02:27.62]For accolades and grades [02:28.90]We were egged on like seder plates [02:30.64] [02:31.81]Nah [02:32.47]In summation you left New York for this sunbird shtetl [02:35.99]And now you're like oh audra let's settle [02:38.39]You wanna get salty like the dead sea [02:40.69]Word [02:40.99]But call off this suit or you're dead C-word