Seven Drunken Nights

[00:00.35]歌手独白 [00:05.90]As I went home on Monday night as drunk as drunk could be [00:12.36]I saw a horse outside the door where my old horse should be [00:17.72]Well I called me wife and I said to her: Will you kindly tell to me [00:23.32]Who owns that horse outside the door where my old horse should be [00:28.37]Ah you're drunk [00:29.45]You're drunk you silly old fool [00:31.26]Still you can not see [00:34.05]That's a lovely sow that me mother sent to me [00:38.12]Well it's many a day I've travelled a hundred miles or more [00:42.95]But a saddle on a sow sure I never saw before [00:47.96]And as I went home on Tuesday night as drunk as drunk could be [00:53.85]I saw a coat behind the door where my old coat should be [00:59.21]Well I called me wife and I said to her Will you kindly tell to me [01:05.02]Who owns that coat behind the door where my old coat should be [01:09.99]Ah you're drunk [01:10.87]You're drunk you silly old fool [01:13.30]Still you can not see [01:15.72]That's a woollen blanket that me mother sent to me [01:19.94]Well it's many a day I've travelled a hundred miles or more [01:24.65]But buttons in a blanket sure I never saw before [01:30.05]And as I went home on Wednesday night as drunk as drunk could be [01:35.98]I saw a pipe up on the chair where my old pipe should be [01:41.31]Well I called me wife and I said to her Will you kindly tell to me [01:47.06]Who owns that pipe up on the chair where my old pipe should be [01:52.14]Ah you're drunk [01:53.04]You're drunk you silly old fool [01:54.86]Still you can not see [01:57.79]That's a lovely tin whistle that me mother sent to me [02:01.77]Well it's many a day I've travelled a hundred miles or more [02:06.69]But tobacco in a tin whistle sure I never saw before [02:11.94]And as I went home on Thursday night as drunk as drunk could be [02:17.72]I saw two boots beneath the bed where my old boots should be [02:23.26]Well I called me wife and I said to her Will you kindly tell to me [02:28.95]Who owns them boots beneath the bed where my old boots should be [02:33.98]Ah you're drunk [02:34.89]You're drunk you silly old fool [02:37.20]Still you can not see [02:39.67]They're two lovely Geranium pots me mother sent to me [02:43.80]Well it's many a day I've travelled a hundred miles or more [02:48.67]But laces in Geranium pots I never saw before [02:53.87]And as I went home on Friday night as drunk as drunk could be [02:59.88]I saw a head upon the bed where my old head should be [03:05.17]Well I called me wife and I said to her Will you kindly tell to me [03:10.94]Who owns that head upon the bed where my old head should be [03:15.90]Ah you're drunk [03:16.89]You're drunk you silly old fool [03:18.65]Still you can not see [03:21.37]That's a baby boy that me mother sent to me [03:25.50]Well it's many a day I've travelled a hundred miles or more [03:30.39]But a baby boy with his whiskers on sure I never saw before [03:34.64]