All Gut, No Glory-Impaled

All Gut, No Glory - Impaled [music - Ross Sewage, lyrics - Ross Sewage] Blubbering gelatinous mass of lipids and pendulant flesh An ovoidal organism cursed with cognizance Bereft of bones, nerves and veins, osmotically gorged An abhorrent creation, by medical science forged Corpulent meat, a shambling mess Birthed in a test tube Slathered on top with green jelly For passing as food [solo: "The Obesity Epidemic" - S.C. McGrath] Suckling agar in a petri dish G.M.O. fœtus Oils are polyunsaturated Man-made to nourish Genetic recombination The meal is now us Guts excised, limbs paralyzed Gamma knife neurectomy: all gut, no glory Sickly obese, brain wave ceased Excoriating autonomy: all gut, no glory Once a part of mankind By doctors, redefined The spine removed from the back Now a craven haversack [solo: "Eat Fast, Die Young, and Leave a Bloated Corpse" - J. Kocol] Guts excised, limbs paralyzed Gamma knife neurectomy: all gut, no glory Sickly obese, brain wave ceased Excoriating autonomy: all gut, no glory Gross protuberance No time for foods masticated Bio-tech fed with fluids Frankenfood we have created Eat! Barf! Oleaginous being mired in diaphoresis Left to linger, adipose, suffering in weakness With genes from yourself and with a few from the zoo The dish best served cold is you