Cynically Yours-Amy Rigby

you know i love you one hundred percent of the amount i'm capable of loving you and you know i need you to the fullest extent it's feasible for me to be needing you i believe in us as much or maybe more than i've ever believed in anything before in a world full of doubt don't know what i'm sure about but you don't suck so i'm cynically yours it's true i mistrust you, but don't take it the wrong way i'm more gullible than i've ever been and if they held a contest for the person most likely to fall for your bull i'd probably win the thought of us together doesn't fill me with dread i can picture being with you til one or both of us is dead at the end of the day i've got nothing good to say but you don't suck so i'm cynically yours i, your loving (blank), take you (insert name here) because frankly i'm just too tired to look around anymore you drive reasonably well, have most of your own teeth and not much of a prison record so that's good plus you claim to love my ass and i have a tape to prove it which makes me think this thing really could work however, in the event that our mutual disappointment outweighs the positive aspects of this union we agree to part without the destruction of crockery, automobiles, or each others' good name in print or in song at the end of the day i've got nothing good to say but you don't suck so i'm cynically yours