I Want To Be Evil-Eartha Kitt

I've posed for pictures with Iv'ry Soap I've petted stray dogs and shied clear of d**e My smile is brilliant my glance is tender But I'm noted most for my unspoiled gender I've been made Miss Reingold though I never touch beer And I'm the person to whom they say "You're sweet my dear " The only etchings I've seen have been behind glass And the closest I've been to a bar is at ballet class Prim and proper the girl who's never been cased I'm tired of being pure and not chased Like something that seeks it's level I want to go to the devil I want to be evil I want to spit tacks I want to be evil and cheat at jacks I want to be wicked I want to tell lies I want to be mean and throw mud pies I want to wake up in the morning With that dark brown taste I want to see some dissipation in my face I want to be evil I want to be mad But more than that I want to be bad I want to be evil and trump an ace Just to see my partner's face I want to be nasty I want to be cruel I want to be daring I want to shoot pool And in the theater I want to change my seat Just so I can step on everybody's feet I want to be evil I want to hurt flies I want to sing songs like the guy who cries I want to be horrid I want to drink booze And whatever I've got I'm eager to lose I want to be evil little evil me Just as mean and evil as I can be