Miss Marmelstein-Barbra Streisand

[ti:Miss Marmelstein] [ar:Barbra Streisand] [al:Highlights From Just For The R] [by:] [offset:0] [00:00.00]Miss Marmelstein - Barbra Streisand (芭芭拉·史翠珊) [00:00.89]Miss marmelstein [00:00.95] [00:02.54]Miss marmelstein [00:03.85]Miss marmelstein [00:09.41]Oh why is it always miss marmelstein [00:14.20]Miss marmelstein miss marmelstein [00:19.32]Other girls get called by their first names right away [00:23.39]They get cozy intimate do you know what I mean [00:27.33] [00:28.39]Nobody calls me hey baby doll [00:31.72] [00:33.09]Or honey dear or sweetie pie [00:38.09]Even my first name would be preferable [00:42.20]Though its terrible it might be better its yetta [00:47.69]Or perhaps my second name thats tessye [00:51.25]Spells t-e-s-s-y-e [00:56.61]But no no its always miss marmelstein [01:01.47]You'd think at least miss m they could try [01:06.11]Miss marmelstein [01:07.23]Miss marmelstein [01:08.48]Miss marmelstein [01:09.60]Miss marmelstein [01:10.91]Miss marmelstein [01:12.29]Oh I could die [01:15.47]I'm a very willing secretary [01:19.40]Enjoy my work as my employer will corroborate [01:23.70]Except for one disappointment one fly in the ointment [01:28.57]Its great I mean simply great [01:32.13]But the aggravation of my situation [01:36.44]I might as well get it off my chest [01:40.93]Its the drum appellation [01:46.05]Oh pardon the big words I apply [01:48.04]But I was an english major at c c n y [01:49.67] [01:50.27]Drum appellation [01:54.01]Well literally I am persistently addressed [01:56.95] [01:59.14]Persistently perpetually continually and inevitably addressed [02:05.01]Believe me it could drive a person positively psychosomatic [02:07.07] [02:08.31]Why is it always [02:10.85]Miss marmelstein [02:12.42]Miss marmelstein [02:14.79]Miss marmelstein [02:18.22]Other girls get called by their nick names right away [02:22.28]Slightly naughty or riske [02:24.27]Do you know what I mean ha ha mmmmmmm [02:27.89]Nobody calls me koo-chee-koo or boobala or passion pie [02:36.92]Even hey there babe thought not respectable [02:39.73] [02:40.74]Ain't so objectable [02:43.24]Its kind of crummy but chummy [02:46.34]Of course if I got married that would do it [02:50.09]So wheres the lucky guy ha [02:55.64]Till then it still is miss marmelstein [03:00.64]Everyday I get more and more fast [03:04.94]Miss marmelstein [03:06.31]Miss marmelstein [03:07.31]Miss marmelstein [03:08.37]Miss marmelstein [03:09.82]Miss marmelstein [03:11.06]Oh oh oh [03:14.98]I could bust