郭德纲：武林外传-郭德纲

[ti:郭德纲：武林外传 (Live)] [ar:郭德纲] [al:声临其境 第11期] [by:] [offset:0] [00:00.02]郭德纲：武林外传 (Live) - 郭德纲 (Degang Guo) [00:01.71] [00:02.36]好 好一个 [00:05.09]威风凛凛的状元郎 [00:07.25] [00:08.32]带三叉束发紫金冠 [00:10.38] [00:11.13]体挂西川红锦百花袍 [00:13.55] [00:14.89]我儿子学会打扮啦 [00:16.26] [00:17.14]手持方天画戟 [00:19.06] [00:19.62]胯下是嘶风赤兔马 [00:22.27] [00:22.92]我儿子还学会骑马 [00:24.58] [00:25.40]探花郎迎面赶来 [00:27.50]一个回合返身便走 [00:29.44]李状元照背心 [00:30.97]伸手那么一提 [00:32.42] [00:32.99]一提 [00:33.34] [00:33.90]把探花郎提到马上 [00:35.71]往空中一抛 [00:37.00]双手接住双脚 [00:38.37]双臂一用力 [00:39.85]只听得 [00:40.54] [00:44.94]双手一撕 [00:46.17] [00:46.87]就劈成了两半 [00:48.29] [00:49.95]我儿还学会撕人啦 [00:51.34] [00:52.30]比撕鸡腿难不到哪去 [00:54.47] [00:56.66]跟榜眼那场 [00:57.64]那才叫精彩 [00:58.92] [00:59.42]李状元手持两把宣花板斧 [01:02.93]那不是方天画戟吗 [01:04.26] [01:06.10]啊 上回那是马战 [01:08.01]这回变陆战了 [01:09.14] [01:09.95]只见我们状元郎 [01:11.15]双手持两把宣花斧 [01:13.20] [01:13.74]冲进了人群 [01:14.89]那是左劈右砍 [01:16.55]胳膊来挡剁胳膊 [01:18.15]腿来绊剁大腿 [01:19.45]直杀的是昏天黑地 [01:21.34] [01:21.94]血流成河