子华说-古巨基/黄子华

[ti:子华说] [ar:古巨基/黄子华] [al:子华说] [by:] [offset:0] [00:00.88]子华说 - 古巨基 (Leo Ku)/黄子华 (Dayo Wong Tze Wah) [00:01.71]词：林夕 [00:01.85]曲：雷颂德 [00:02.01]编曲：雷颂德 [00:02.21]监制：雷颂德 [00:02.40]RAP歌词：黄子华 [00:02.63]OP：Mark Lui And His Music Production Ltd admin by Warner/Chappell Music, H.K. Ltd. [00:03.39] [00:07.44]黄： [00:07.78] [00:08.47]喂喂喂 世界好简单 [00:10.52]但系人类好复杂 [00:11.90] [00:12.53]系咁 啦 好出奇啊 [00:14.83]揾食唧 犯法呀 我想 [00:17.60]古： [00:17.82]神救赎人世 靠笑穴 [00:22.19]能诱惑人笑 要够绝 [00:26.67]人生有什么 好喜悦 [00:31.29]子华说 子华说 [00:34.89]黄： [00:35.15]喇各位我哋唔系唔负责嘅人 [00:37.41]为咗爸爸妈妈短短一刹那嘅快乐 [00:39.89]我哋负责咗几十年喇 [00:41.71]真系桥到船头自然直啊 [00:43.75]定系船到桥头变林夕啊 [00:45.88] [00:46.44]拉拉链又一日 唔拉拉链又一日 [00:49.26]无人揾你做野你咪 [00:50.69]当自己系伟大嘅艺术罗 [00:52.38]生勾勾嘅时候系 [00:54.15]唔会得到应有嘅尊重 [00:55.82]我恭喜你 [00:56.86]你仲伟大过伟大嘅艺术家 [00:59.18]死咗都无人尊重啊 [01:01.09] [01:01.65]不过输少当赢啦 [01:03.54]系输净少少都当系赢 [01:05.45] [01:06.11]哎呀 若要人不知 唔好咁低 b [01:10.17]古： [01:10.51] [01:11.07]要笑到低脂 [01:12.88] [01:13.44]这世界 被人笑 [01:15.70]令人笑 是头等善事 [01:20.08] [01:22.47]丑不丑 要自知 [01:24.69]当作表演趣剧够睿智 [01:28.20]黄： [01:28.85]我好钟意返工啊 [01:30.98] [01:31.76]你话唔系鬼上身点讲得出啊 [01:35.66]真系做只猫 做只狗 [01:38.10]做只出位的马仔 [01:40.72] [01:41.31]老板 点解我可以做得咁差 [01:43.35]其实我可以做得差啲 [01:44.89] [01:45.39]出俾你果份唔系粮 系赔偿 [01:47.90]虽然话一千几百 犹如垃圾 [01:50.08]富贵于我如浮云 [01:51.82]但系浮云于我如命根 [01:53.95]我地满身伤痕 [01:55.23]身无分文 之但系 buffet不妨食过分 [01:58.95]出猫岂容你太高分啊 [02:00.82]哎哟返工紧系睇钟 [02:02.23]今日最希望系听日打风 [02:03.71]揾食唧 犯法呀 我想 [02:05.53]古： [02:05.85]神救赎人世 靠笑穴 [02:09.93]能诱惑人笑 要够绝 [02:14.35]栋笃笑大家 的死穴 [02:18.78]回水要自嘲 花心血 [02:23.28]人类若 那么易笑不必我卖笑 [02:27.64] [02:29.30]玩幽默去拯救这众生 [02:32.05] [02:32.59]将苦水 饮到喜悦 [02:36.91]子华说 子华说 [02:40.51]黄： [02:40.85]喂喂喂 你仲唱 [02:42.17] [02:42.94]失恋唱情歌 即系漏煤气闩窗 [02:46.79] [02:47.38]爱情呢家嘢 你预左唔 OK 你就 OK [02:50.23]你唔中意我 我憎你 [02:52.41]你中意我 我唔信你 [02:55.36]问世间情为何物 [02:57.32]情侣装系唔怕核突 [02:59.46]初恋之前 小龙女只需要靓 [03:02.27]靓就唔洗扮啊 扮就唔谎靓啊 [03:05.10]个时真系肤浅啊嘛 [03:06.46]喇依加个人成熟咗就知道啊 [03:08.35]原来身材都好重要啊 [03:10.15]一个顶级嘅红颜 [03:11.73]系会带嚟顶唔顺嘅麻烦 [03:13.78]化妆变做乔装 呢啲就叫做公关 [03:17.11]古： [03:17.30]关公最惨 好孤单 好正经 [03:21.36]不爱玩 没情爱愁烦 [03:25.16] [03:28.24]AB餐 拣正餐 拣野餐 [03:31.47]至少有条件 斗烦 [03:35.64]黄： [03:36.01]爱情同股票一样 [03:37.19]未入之前会不停咁升 [03:38.94]一但到手 就会掉头咁走 [03:41.28]你仲够胆摆酒 [03:42.69]唔怕嘥咗条鱼 嘥咗只鸡 [03:45.13]同嘥埋只狗 [03:46.43]你爱嘅 你得唔到 [03:48.52]你唔爱嘅 你甩唔到 [03:50.78]男人对爱情最紧要嘅系新鲜 [03:53.41]但系女人最紧张就系保鲜 [03:56.02]你从来都无爱过我 [03:58.17]你对我已经唔系好似以前咁 [04:00.81]唉 夜半诉心声 何需太高清 [04:05.78]一句到尾 一句到尾 一句到尾 [04:08.05]爱讲是没有用的 做啦 [04:11.35]古： [04:11.67]神救赎人世 靠笑穴 [04:15.50]能诱惑人笑 要够绝 [04:20.00]栋笃笑大家 的死穴 [04:24.44]回水要自嘲 花心血 [04:28.91]人类若 那么易笑不必我卖笑 [04:33.38] [04:35.08]玩幽默去拯救这众生 [04:38.16]将苦水 饮到喜悦 [04:41.92] [04:42.44]子华说 子华说