Taking My Ball-Eminem

[ti:Taking My Ball] [ar:Eminem] [al:American Nightmare] [by:] [offset:0] [00:00.00]Taking My Ball - Eminem (埃米纳姆) [00:03.32]Yo [00:03.67] [00:05.35]Dre Man [00:05.87] [00:07.93]Make my vocals sound sexy [00:10.95] [00:12.55]Wow [00:13.04] [00:15.46]Come on man come on man okaaaay [00:21.28]It feels so wrong 'cause it feels so right [00:23.51]But it's all right it's OK with me [00:26.16]I'll do my steps all by myself [00:28.82]I don't need nobody to play with me [00:31.43]But if you just give me a chance [00:33.51]I can put you in a trance the way I dance [00:36.11]But don't nobody wanna play with me [00:37.94]So I'm taking my ball and going home home [00:42.13]I'm that guy man shove a diamond up my hind end [00:44.99]And crush it with my butt muscles while I cut vocals [00:47.92]Slut poke holes in ya shirt jump in mud puddles [00:50.47]While I stomp mudholes in ya a** girl now lets cuddle [00:53.20]Blood curdlin' your gurglin' on your blood what'll [00:55.82]I do for my next trick [00:57.07]I'm feelin' won der ful [00:58.47]I think I might just do somethin' a little less subtle [01:01.08]Shove a f**king tonka truck up a little kid's butthole [01:03.67]Feel the wrath of a psychopath slash ambassador [01:06.38]Of the valentines day massacre [01:08.44]Slash assassin I slash her in the a** with a [01:11.35]Icicle and leave her layin' a blood bath while I [01:14.06]Put a catheter in and jump in the bath with her [01:16.70]In my spiderman mask man just imagine the fun [01:19.38]I can have with a strap on [01:21.16]Stick it up Kim Kardashian's a** [01:22.90]And make the b**ch run a triathlon [01:24.87]Are those pistachio's d**n I'd like to have some [01:27.02]Laying on the patio man rolling a fat one [01:30.15]Shady drop the magic marker put the cap on [01:32.51]God d**n man are you that much of an a**hole [01:34.82]It feels so wrong 'cause it feels so right [01:37.56]But it's all right it's OK with me [01:39.98]I'll do my steps all by myself [01:42.68]I don't need nobody to play with me [01:45.26]But if you just give me a chance [01:47.26]I can put you in a trance the way I dance [01:49.85]But don't nobody wanna play with me [01:51.77]So I'm taking my ball and going home home [01:55.74]I'm like Houdini tuck my teenie eenie weenie between each [01:58.83]One of my thighs and make it disappear like a genie [02:01.38]Make the sh*t disappear like Tara Reid in a bikini [02:04.07]Believe me homie you don't know the meaning of a meanie [02:06.65]They call me the fruit loop from Jupiter [02:08.54]I'm tryna maneuver the hoover up in your poop shoot [02:11.38]Don't move or ya might get [02:12.63]It stuck so f**king far up in your uvula [02:14.53]You ain't gonna know what he was tryna do to ya gluteus [02:17.50]Totally tubular sniffin' glue [02:19.04]Through a tube in the studia [02:20.50]Now who do ya think is more fruitier [02:22.47]Weenier smothered in peanut butter puttin' on a tube of ya [02:25.33]Eye shadow and man it looked [02:26.41]Nice you should've seen it mother [02:28.02]I think I'll put a piece of art on my visa card [02:30.72]Then I'll go beat Mischa Barton with a Cuisinart [02:33.26]Then mosey on over to Rosie O'Donnell's with McDonald's [02:36.40]Jump on her lap and watch The Sopranos [02:38.23]It feels so wrong 'cause it feels so right [02:40.68]But it's all right it's OK with me [02:43.28]I'll do my steps all by myself [02:45.97]I don't need nobody to play with me [02:48.56]But if you just give me a chance [02:50.60]I can put you in a trance the way I dance [02:53.14]But don't nobody wanna play with me [02:55.01]So I'm taking my ball and going home home [02:59.12]Shady what are you doin' chewin' on a human [03:01.46]Grab an aluminum bat hit Heidi Klum in the back [03:04.23]Boom [03:04.38]And assumin' the fact that that dudes in the back room [03:07.36]Usin' the bathroom vacuumin' a raccoon [03:09.94]Skewin' a rat a cat screwin' a baboon [03:12.48]You shouldn't ask what is he doin' with that broom [03:15.22]You should be glad he ain't leave you full of stab wounds [03:17.83]You in a trance I'm back doing my dance ooh [03:20.60]But they're afraid I might get Sarah Palin by the hair [03:23.05]And make her wear a bathin' suit and take her parasailin' [03:24.95] [03:25.53]Shady why you gotta pick on the lady for [03:27.57]Why you make her read 84 bed time stories to you in baby talk [03:31.43]Cause I'm scared there's monster's under my bed [03:33.60]Kellie Pickler hid my juice box under my bassinet [03:36.09]No wonder my a** is wet my diaper needs to be changed [03:38.80]You like graffiti dike [03:39.88]Well I can pee pee and write your name [03:41.50]It feels so wrong 'cause it feels so right [03:44.01]But it's all right it's OK with me [03:46.66]I'll do my steps all by myself [03:49.31]I don't need nobody to play with me [03:51.89]But if you just give me a chance [03:53.82]I can put you in a trance the way I dance [03:56.48]But don't nobody wanna play with me [03:58.40]So I'm taking my ball and going home home [04:02.39]Fine nobody wants to play with me [04:04.56] [04:05.12]F**k you then b**ch [04:06.83] [04:07.86]You guys are always mean to me anyways [04:09.41] [04:10.88]All you ever do is rub gum in my hair and stuff [04:13.26] [04:14.30]You guys are gonna make me make me sad I'm sad [04:18.37] [04:19.17]I'm gonna cry I'm crying [04:22.16] [04:25.06]I'm going' tell my mom mom