My Ball-Eminem

[ti:My Ball] [ar:Eminem] [al:All Eyes on Me] [by:] [offset:0] [00:00.00]My Ball - Eminem (埃米纳姆) [00:03.53]Yo [00:03.89] [00:05.32]Dre Man [00:06.06] [00:08.14]Make my vocals sound sexy [00:11.28] [00:15.68]Come on man come on man okaaaay [00:21.34]It feels so wrong 'cause it feels so right [00:23.69]But it's all right it's OK with me [00:26.46]I'll do my steps all by myself [00:29.07]I don't need nobody to play with me [00:31.63]But if you just give me a chance [00:33.67]I can put you in a trance the way I dance [00:36.31]But don't nobody wanna play with me [00:38.18]So I'm taking my ball and going home home [00:42.33]I'm that guy man shove a diamond up my hind end [00:45.51]And crush it with my butt muscles while I cut vocals [00:48.17]Slut poke holes in ya shirt jump in mud puddles [00:50.63]While I stomp mudholes in ya a** girl now lets cuddle [00:53.47]Blood curdlin' your gurglin' on your blood what'll [00:55.93]I do for my next trick I'm feelin' wonderful [00:58.60]I think I might just do somethin' a little less subtle [01:01.40]Shove a f**king tonka truck up a little kid's butthole [01:04.07]Feel the wrath of a psychopath slash ambassador [01:06.86]Of the valentines day massacre [01:08.75]Slash assassin I slash her in the a** with a [01:11.53]Icicle and leave her layin' a blood bath while I [01:14.16]Put a catheter in and jump in the bath with her [01:16.88]In my spiderman mask man just imagine the fun [01:19.64]I can have with a strap on [01:21.39]Stick it up Kim Kardashian's a** and make the b**ch run a triathlon [01:25.06]Are those pistachio's damn I'd like to have some [01:27.62]Laying on the patio man rolling a fat one [01:30.37]Shady drop the magic marker put the cap on [01:32.75]God damn man are you that much of an asshole [01:35.22]It feels so wrong 'cause it feels so right [01:37.60]But it's all right it's OK with me [01:40.26]I'll do my steps all by myself [01:42.97]I don't need nobody to play with me [01:45.52]But if you just give me a chance [01:47.53]I can put you in a trance the way I dance [01:50.09]But don't nobody wanna play with me [01:52.01]So I'm taking my ball and going home home [01:56.10]I'm like Houdini tuck my teenie eenie weenie between each [01:59.15]One of my thighs and make it disappear like a genie [02:01.67]Make the sh*t disappear like Tara Reid in a bikini [02:04.17]Believe me homie you don't know the meaning of a meanie [02:06.78]They call me the fruit loop from Jupiter [02:08.87]I'm tryna maneuver the hoover up in your poop shoot [02:11.56]Don't move or ya might get it stuck so f**king far up in your uvula [02:14.69]You ain't gonna know what he was tryna do to ya gluteus [02:17.76]Totally tubular sniffin' glue through a tube in the studia [02:20.79]Now who do ya think is more fruitier [02:22.62]Weenier smothered in peanut butter puttin' on a tube of ya [02:25.35]Eye shadow and man it looked nice you should've seen it mother [02:28.39]I think I'll put a piece of art on my visa card [02:30.99]Then I'll go beat Mischa Barton with a Cuisinart [02:33.55]Then mosey on over to Rosie O'donnell's with Mcdonald's [02:36.41]Jump on her lap and watch The Sopranos [02:38.35]It feels so wrong 'cause it feels so right [02:40.87]But it's all right it's OK with me [02:43.49]I'll do my steps all by myself [02:46.27]I don't need nobody to play with me [02:48.78]But if you just give me a chance [02:50.91]I can put you in a trance the way I dance [02:53.42]But don't nobody wanna play with me [02:55.32]So I'm taking my ball and going home home [02:59.37]Shady what are you doin' chewin' on a human [03:01.80]Grab an aluminum bat hit Heidi Klum in the back boom [03:04.72]And assumin' the fact that that dudes in the back room [03:07.63]Usin' the bathroom vacuumin' a raccoon [03:10.04]Skewin' a rat a cat screwin' a baboon [03:12.84]You shouldn't ask what is he doin' with that broom [03:15.57]You should be glad he ain't leave you full of stab wounds [03:18.12]You in a trance I'm back doing my dance ooh [03:20.80]But they're afraid I might get Sarah Palin by the hair [03:23.12]And make her wear a bathin' suit and take her parasailin' [03:25.62]Shady why you gotta pick on the lady for [03:28.07]Why you make her read 84 bed time stories to you in baby talk [03:31.48]Cause I'm scared there's monster's under my bed [03:33.68]Kellie Pickler hid my juice box under my bassinet [03:36.36]No wonder my a** is wet my diaper needs to be changed [03:39.05]You like graffiti dike well I can pee pee and write your name [03:41.68]It feels so wrong 'cause it feels so right [03:44.24]But it's all right it's OK with me [03:46.84]I'll do my steps all by myself [03:49.56]I don't need nobody to play with me [03:52.12]But if you just give me a chance [03:54.24]I can put you in a trance the way I dance [03:56.67]But don't nobody wanna play with me [03:58.60]So I'm taking my ball and going home home [04:02.71]Fine nobody wants to play with me [04:04.68] [04:05.38]F**k you then