You Can Call Me Al-Eddie Berman

[ti:You Can Call Me Al] [ar:Eddie Berman] [al:You Can Call Me Al] [by:] [offset:0] [00:00.00]You Can Call Me Al - Eddie Berman [00:14.15]A man walks down the street [00:15.53]He says why am I soft in the middle [00:17.70] [00:18.47]Why am I soft in the middle [00:19.78]When the rest of my life is so hard [00:22.88]I need a shot at redemption [00:24.33]And I want a photo opportunity [00:26.17] [00:27.08]Don't want to end up a cartoon [00:28.73]In a cartoon graveyard [00:31.12]Bone digger bone digger [00:33.08] [00:33.98]Dogs in the moonlight [00:35.14] [00:36.36]Far away from my well lit door [00:39.36]Mr Beer Belly Beer Belly [00:42.15]Get these mutts away from me [00:43.84] [00:44.72]I don't find this stuff amusing anymore [00:47.82] [00:48.80]So if you'll be my bodyguard [00:50.98]I can be your long lost pal [00:54.29] [00:58.19]I can call you Betty [00:59.49] [01:00.14]And Betty when you call me [01:02.27]You can call me Al [01:03.24] [01:16.65]A man walks down the street [01:17.79]He says why am I short of attention [01:20.07]Got a short little span of attention [01:22.62]And woe my nights are so long [01:24.77] [01:25.43]Where's my wife and family [01:26.92] [01:27.55]What if I die here [01:28.89] [01:29.71]Who'll be my role model [01:31.73]Now that my role model is [01:33.86]Gone gone [01:35.31] [01:35.85]He ducked down the alley [01:37.47]With some roly poly little bat faced girl [01:41.55]And all along all along [01:43.96]There were incidents and accidents [01:46.28]There were hints and allegations [01:49.31] [01:51.15]So if you'd be my bodyguard [01:53.43]I can be your long lost pal [01:56.65] [02:00.50]I can call you Betty [02:02.53]And Betty when you call me [02:04.35]You can call me Al [02:05.63] [02:27.82]A man walks down the street [02:29.14] [02:29.94]It's a street in a strange world [02:31.35] [02:32.50]Maybe it's the third world [02:33.78]And maybe it's his first time around [02:36.32]He doesn't speak the language [02:38.00]And he holds no currency [02:40.02] [02:41.10]He is a foreign man [02:42.41]And he is surrounded by the sound [02:45.64] [02:46.37]The sound [02:47.18] [02:47.71]The cattle in the marketplace [02:49.43] [02:50.21]Scatterlings of orphanages [02:52.10] [02:53.70]And he looks around around [02:56.12]And he sees angels in the architecture [02:58.77] [02:59.28]Spinning in infinity [03:01.63] [03:02.71]And he says amen and hallelujah [03:09.07] [03:14.55]So if you'll be my bodyguard [03:17.31]I can be your long lost pal [03:21.22] [03:25.55]And I can call you Betty [03:27.28] [03:28.37]And Betty when you call me [03:30.64]You can call me Al [03:31.97] [03:35.94]If you'll be my bodyguard [03:38.03]I can be your long lost pal [03:41.38] [03:45.11]And I can call you Betty [03:46.47] [03:47.16]And Betty when you call me [03:48.95]You can call me Al [03:53.30]Ho ho ohh