Harry Potter and the Drunk Teenage Animals Escaping from Zoos-The Axis of Awesome

[ti:Harry Potter and the Drunk Teenage Animals Escaping from Zoos] [ar:The Axis of Awesome] [al:Animal Vehicle] [by:] [offset:0] [00:00.00]Harry Potter and the Drunk Teenage Animals Escaping from Zoos - The Axis of Awesome (厉害轴心) [00:08.47]It's a troubled world [00:09.56] [00:10.25]Have you seen the news [00:11.46] [00:12.49]Kids of today in a haze of booze [00:15.38] [00:16.23]Someone wake me up from this crazy dream [00:19.45] [00:20.21]Little Janie's got a date with jim beam [00:24.18] [00:24.85]But this horrible curse [00:27.53] [00:28.58]Oh it just keeps getting worse [00:31.56] [00:32.60]A kids birthday party [00:35.83] [00:36.66]Sponsored by Bacardi [00:39.25] [00:40.68]Put down that momosa [00:42.23] [00:42.79]Wingardium Leviosa [00:44.22] [00:44.88]Janie what have you been thinking [00:46.26]Expliarmus teenage drinking [00:48.20]Let Harry Potter kick your habit [00:50.86] [00:51.80]So drop that drink just sorting hat it [00:55.76] [00:57.04]Jordan what are you doing [00:57.89]Harry Potter [00:58.55]Why [00:58.96]He is the best [00:59.88]Yeah look but that's not what the songs about [01:01.40]No but is what the songs about [01:02.46]Harry Potter has a magic wand [01:04.49]And with his magic wand [01:05.80]Harry Potter can stop teenage drinking [01:07.71]What [01:08.02]In fact Harry Potter can solve [01:09.17]All of the worlds problems [01:10.78]Listen [01:11.33] [01:12.64]He'll stop hunger put an end to pollution [01:15.24] [01:16.55]Yeah Harry Potter is the ultimate solution [01:19.50] [01:20.13]He'll stop global warming and all the rape [01:23.21] [01:24.07]Just like he stopped Professor Snape [01:26.76] [01:28.50]So let your cauldron bubble [01:31.49] [01:32.60]And lets all forget our troubles [01:35.14] [01:36.39]Don't be feeling down or depressed [01:38.90] [01:40.05]Just climb aboard the Hogwarts Express [01:43.03] [01:44.21]Forget all you sins [01:46.10]Come with Ron and the Weasley twins [01:48.14]If your wife is being a whore [01:50.28]50 points to Griffyndor [01:52.28]If you're burnt by a Goblet of Fire [01:55.33] [01:56.12]Just jump on your broomstick [01:57.91]It's time to get higher [02:00.23] [02:20.06]Yo whether you're a muggle a wizard or a witch [02:22.09]If you got that itch then catch that snitch [02:24.15]He'll solve your problems no matter how tragic [02:26.16]Harry Potter He's f**king magic [02:28.32]No cure for AIDS so you thought [02:30.18]He'll smack it down just like voldemort [02:31.99]He'll never admit defeat about Harry [02:33.60]Yeah if he were blind who would make me see [02:36.27]Slytherin and Ravenclaw even Hufflepuff and Gryffindor [02:40.20]Open the door get on the floor everybody do the dumbledore [02:44.04]Come on benny don't be a stranger [02:45.95]Aloha Mora Hermione Granger [02:48.13]But I can't read [02:49.17]Don't weep or cry [02:50.12]There's books on tape by stephen fry [02:52.05]So if you're looking for that extra jolt [02:55.73]Choose that boy who lived with the lightning bolt [02:59.74]On his forehead [03:00.62]And here's one extra final piece of news yeah [03:04.40]Got to stop those animals escaping from Zoos [03:07.33] [03:08.49]Something else for all of you non believers [03:11.59]The people responsible are careless zookeepers [03:15.73] [03:16.55]Late at nights when they leave open the cages [03:20.14] [03:20.65]I find it we find it Outrageous [03:23.97] [03:24.90]Outrageous