All F**ked Up-Eazy-E

Come on over Hunnie And give your uncle Dolamite a kiss Well, what you want baby? Would you tell me a story? You want me to tell you a story? Hell, yeah Me too Yes, Hunnie I'ma tell you a story About the bad a** Eazy-E He was drinkin' whisky and gin at the age of three Listen and listen well, he's a bad muthaf**ka Gimme that goddamn book Here let me read you this one, Christmas in Compton It was a silent night, yes, a holy night Until Mr. Claus turned into Santa muthaf**kin', right? Deck the halls with balls of holy Fa, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la 'Tis the season to be jolly Merry Christmas, muthaf**ka Merry muthaf**kin' Christmas and a ho, ho, ho While I'm ridin' that cot under the missile toe Now dashin' through the snow In a candy right top 6-4, over the hills I go Laughin' at this hoe, nuts on rich and rings Makin' me feel right, oh, what fun it is to know That I'm gonna get this p**sy tonight So ring them bells, ring them bells She's takin' it all the way, oh what fun it is To watch her suck my dick this way Hey, ring them bells, ring them bells She's takin' it all the way, oh, what fun it is to nut While she's suckin' my dick, oh, yay 'Tis the season to get busy, Compton crime lick And I'm smokin' on this stick Ho, ho, ho, come sit on my face I'm mean lap and tell me What you want for Christmas, ho, ho I want a slay ride, a CD player A fifty rum, [unverified] and I'm gonna cum A VCR [unverified] some porno flicks Rudolph, the red nose reindeer [Unverified] like a everlastin' gobstopper [Unverified] poppa, I dig a ho Crack a dough by the nuts, oh [Unverified] f**kin' in tha snow I made him drop to his knees Yeah, you know what's up I said here's some candy canes, eat 'em up [Unverified] bonapatite with a condom in a tree All I want for Christmas is my two front teeth My two front teeth, my two front teeth All I want for Christmas is my two front teeth Yo, where's ya rhyme, tell me Buck Wheat Buck Wheat is a waskal, that's no Christmas And all the toys, boys and girls, f**k ya wishes I got happy over joy in this muthaf**ka No indo under my tree, so Santa be a sucka [Unverified] when I was young, I was the only kid Who had enough guts to be good ole hearin' on the East I'd stay awake just to let America know That Santa was a fake I used to believe in Saint Dick when Elvis was alive But all the f**kin' b******t got played when I was five Years, oh, just stay young, bold datin' Singin' 'Silent Night' Carolin' recitin' Now all I want for Christmas is my indo wreath I got my two front teeth, uncle Eazy be the [unverified] Just spread me a leaf, little kids don't cry When you find out the Santa Claus is just a f**kin' lie On the third day of Christmas My homeboys gave to me three pounds of indo Two birds of coc*ine And a muthaf**kin' K b**ch Eazy-E, oh, Eazy-E Show us how you treat those b**ches I saw mommy f**kin' Eazy-E Close the door little b**ch I'm gettin' these draws I'm a tell my daddy if ya a** don't stop I don't give a f**k I'm gettin' christmas caught Ho, ho, ho, and away I go Oh, Saint Nick got a dick like a ho Well, where's this [unverified] Shut the f**k up, b**ches And go back to sleep Yo, black, what you want for Christmas? Yo, black I want a job [unverified] corn on the cob But a ni**a will eat them chicken And chitlens, watermelon, corn bread and some food Whos climbin' in my window, smokin' up indo My carin' and high make a high know Yo, black, what you want for Christmas? Y, black I want some cash So I can buy some indo, some chronic and some hash A rump, pa, pump, pump A rump, pa, pump, pump Merry muthaf**kin' Christmas Merry muthaf**kin' Christmas Merry muthaf**kin' Christmas And have a f**ked up new year And have a f**ked up new year And have a f**ked up new year And have a f**ked up new year You b**ch And they all went to prison And lived f**ked up lives ever after The end