Guglielmo Tell - William Tell - Guillaume Tell-Spike Jones

[ti:William Tell Overture] [ar:Spike Jones/Marie Knight] [al:Greatest Songs, Vol. 2] [by:] [offset:0] [00:00.00]Guglielmo Tell - William Tell - Guillaume Tell - Spike Jones [01:10.09]It's a beautiful day for the race [01:12.08]Stu Chan is the favorite today [01:13.73]Assault is in there [01:15.04] [01:15.88]Dog Bisquit is three to one [01:17.54]Safety pin has been scratched [01:18.70] [01:20.34]And at twenty to one Feitlebaum [01:22.51] [01:23.49]Now the horses are approaching the starting gate [01:25.88] [01:26.75]And eh there they go [01:28.69] [01:32.47]And it's Stu Chan going to the front [01:34.46]Cabbage is second on the rail [01:36.53]Beautiful Linda is third by a length [01:39.28]And Feitlebaum around the first turn [01:43.68]Stu Chan is still in front [01:45.29]Cabbage is second by a head [01:47.82](Cabbage by a head) [01:49.14]Beautiful Linda is third [01:50.20] [01:51.08]And Feitlebaum into the back stretch [01:55.20] [01:55.86]Dog Bisquit is now leading the pack [01:57.66]Lady Avalon is second very close [01:59.15] [01:59.75]Banana is coming up through the bunch [02:01.24](Banana coming up through the bunch) [02:03.97] [02:04.63]And Feitlebaum [02:05.65] [02:06.71]At the half Stu Chan still out in the front [02:09.64]Apartment House is second with plenty of room [02:12.17]Assault is passing battery [02:13.61](Assault and battery) [02:14.82]Notary's Old Jack is fourth [02:16.76]And in last place by ten lengths I believe it is yes [02:20.25]It is Feitlebaum around the turn heading for home [02:25.36]It's Stu Chan and Dog Bisquit [02:27.19]And Girdle in the stretch [02:29.17]Flying Sylvester is third and [02:30.82]Mother-In-Law nagging in the rear [02:32.74](Oh oh oh) [02:34.15]And now they come down to the wire [02:37.10]And it's number one and now number two [02:39.07]And it's very close [02:40.69]It'll either be a photo finish or an oil painting [02:43.15]And now Louis speaks with the left [02:45.54]And Louis is in there [02:46.86]Slugging and it's a battle [02:48.14]And now they are tearing hair [02:49.38]There's hair all over the ring [02:50.50]There's hair all over the place [02:51.60]I don't know whose hair it is [02:53.34] [02:54.03]It's mine and there goes the winner