Sigh No More - Nina-Noel Coward

[ti:Sigh No More - Nina] [ar:Noel Coward] [al:COWARD, Noel: I Wonder What Happened to Him (1944-1951)] [by:] [offset:0] [00:00.00]Nina - Noel Coward [00:01.17]Written by：Noel Coward [00:02.09] [00:13.42]Senorita Nina from Argentina knew all the answers [00:17.83]Although her relatives and friends were perfect dancers [00:20.90]She swore she'd never dance a step until she died [00:23.38] [00:24.94]She said I've seen too many movies [00:27.28]And all they prove is [00:28.69]Too idiotic [00:30.11]They all insist that south America's exotic [00:32.86] [00:33.61]Whereas it couldn't be more boring if it tried [00:35.97] [00:37.61]She added firmly that she hated [00:39.99]The sound of soft guitars beside a still lagoon [00:43.20] [00:44.21]She also positively stated [00:45.77] [00:46.52]That she could not abide a southern moon [00:49.50] [00:50.68]She said I hate to be pedantic [00:52.16]But it drives me nearly frantic [00:53.66]When I see that unromantic sycophantic lot of sluts [00:57.08] [00:58.56]Forever wriggling their guts [01:00.67] [01:01.78]It drives me absolutely nuts [01:04.15] [01:05.51]She refused to begin the beguine when they requested it [01:10.40] [01:12.52]And she made an embarrassing scene if anyone suggested it [01:17.49] [01:18.35]For she detested it [01:20.58] [01:24.61]Though no one ever could be keener than little Nina [01:28.06] [01:28.66]On quite a number of very eligible men who did the rhumba [01:32.92] [01:33.43]When they proposed to her she simply left them flat [01:35.83] [01:37.55]She said that love should be impulsive but not convulsive [01:42.12] [01:42.62]And syncopation had a discouraging effect on procreation [01:47.42]And that she'd rather read a book and that was that [01:49.96] [01:56.13]She declined to begin the beguine though they besought her to [02:00.25] [02:01.76]And in language profane and obscene she cursed the man who taught her to [02:06.66] [02:07.83]She cursed Cole porter too [02:09.94] [02:13.87]From this it's fairly clear that Nina in her demeanour [02:17.71] [02:18.26]Was so offensive that when the hatred of her friends grew too intensive [02:22.37] [02:22.99]She thought she'd better beat it while she had the chance [02:25.56] [02:27.39]After some trial and tribulation she reached the station [02:32.72]And met a sailor who had acquired a wooden leg in Venezuela [02:37.01] [02:37.52]And so he married him because he couldn't dance [02:40.29] [02:41.56]There surely never could've been a [02:43.90] [02:44.83]More irritating girl than Nina [02:47.49] [02:48.14]They never speak in argentina [02:50.22] [02:51.31]Of this degenerate bambina [02:53.54] [02:54.85]Who had the luck to find romance [02:58.77] [02:59.46]But resolutely wouldn't da [03:01.65]A a a a [03:02.93] [03:03.61]A a a a [03:05.17]A a a a [03:06.59]A a a ance [03:07.42] [03:08.01]She wouldn't dance [03:09.14] [03:09.70]Hola