I Would Never(Have Sex With You)-Garfunkel And Oates

Remember the time we went out to dinner You and I alone We ate some French fries Let's do it again Remember the time we went to the movies Laughed so hard we cried And then we ate more French fries Let's do it again 'Cause I really like you as a friend But there are things I can't pretend Know I would love you 'til the end But there is just one problem (problem, problem) I would never have sex with you Believe me, you'd know it if I wanted to I already would have shown my boobs to you But that will never happen Remember the time we stayed up all night talking Let our secrets out Until the sunshine Let's do it again Remember the time we went to Dave and Busters Dance dance revolutioned 'Til we won a keychain Let's do it again This shouldn't come as a surprise You should've seen it in my eyes I kinda like some other guy But there's a bigger problem I would never have sex with you Believe me, you'd know it if I wanted to I already would have gone down on you (Kate: You would have liked it!) But that will never happen No amount of alcohol Could change my mind at all Our lips will never touch So kiss that thought goodbye I would never have sex with you Believe me you'd know it if I wanted to I already would have held hands with you But that will never happen