I Sneaked into the Kitchen in the Middle of the Night-Barry Louis Polisar

[ti:I Sneaked Into The Kitchen In ] [ar:Barry Louis Polisar] [al:Family Trip] [by:] [offset:0] [00:01.63]I sneaked into the kitchen [00:02.82]In the middle of the night [00:04.88]And I found a chocolate cake [00:06.76]And I cut it with a knife [00:09.26]Twelve pieces I did cut [00:11.19]Eleven of them I ate [00:13.70]And one by one [00:14.57]There was almost none left upon the plate [00:18.20]But before I finished eating [00:21.13]I saved a little slice [00:23.63]To give to my baby brother [00:25.63]'Cause I am very nice [00:27.57] [00:29.38]I crawled back upstairs [00:31.20]And got my brother out of bed [00:33.51]And quietly I whispered [00:35.70]And this is what I said [00:37.57] [00:39.44]As we walked real quiet [00:41.01]Down the bedroom stairs [00:43.07]With Tommy sucking his thumb [00:45.57]And hugging his teddy bear [00:47.51]I said "Quick quick Tommy [00:49.51]Look what I found [00:51.38] [00:52.01]Shhhhh Be quiet [00:53.70]And quickly gulp it down " [00:55.88] [00:59.82]Just then we heard a thump [01:01.38]And a clumpity clump clump clump [01:03.63]We knew it was our mommy [01:05.38]And in the darkness we all bumped [01:07.38]Then the lights came on [01:09.63]And I heard her say [01:12.01]"Blah blah blah blah [01:14.45]" in her special "blah blah" way [01:16.70] [01:20.07]"Who finished up the cake [01:21.57]Who's the rotten kid " [01:23.57]And since Tommy had the last piece [01:26.01]I said "He did " [01:27.69] [01:31.70]She looked at him and saw [01:33.32]That his face was full of crumbs [01:35.63]With chocolate flavored icing [01:37.64]On his nose and on his thumbs [01:40.01]I went back upstairs [01:41.82]As my mother yelled some more [01:44.26]"Blah blah blah blah" just like before [01:47.88] [01:52.01]But I knew it wasn't right; [01:53.51]Tom was just a kid; [01:55.57]So I told her that the cake [01:57.57]Was eaten by my Uncle Sid [01:59.76] [02:01.45]Mommy looked surprised [02:03.70]Then her face turned red [02:05.82]And I bet you know exactly what she said [02:11.07] [02:11.76]She said [02:12.26]"Blah blah blah blah blah blah blah [02:16.14]Blah blah blah blah blah "