Real Game-Shad

Oh it's on You just did it now Here's the tip off okay Okay Oh Tip And this game is under way Ref He's lighting it up Oh Check it out I got the passes I got the shots I got it all Baby Let's talk about the greats Yeah Larry bird couldn't fly But he never went stale 'Cause he could pass to Danny Ainge or Kevin McHale And they rarely failed to bury the basket Bob Cousy could pass it too Very fantastic players With sick game but not insane The only pistol Pete Maravich had was in his nickname And it's a shame that the dummies on our block Would rather bunny hop than listen to Red Auerbach There they go again Whenever I'm talking ball With a white friend He gotta pipe in Talking 'bout I miss how they used to play in Cousy's day Well At least they could shoot a J Well Ok Now Larry Bird had a fine career Full of jackin' ugly J's from behind his ear Even had some militant brothers inclined to cheer From '79 and up until his final year But McHale was dirty Frail and nerdy You can't even rate him on the same scale with Worthy Put that talk in your dreams McHale fought with Kareem Cause Kevin sharpened his elbows and popped in the screens Yeah He popped his elbows and caused a swelled nose or two But it's true didn't shoplift shell toes Ask Chris Weber how he went and got his swell clothes in college From his economics knowledge Hell no Velcro couldn't stick closer to John Stockton In the defensive pose I got the poster And no He didn't have Malone's chest and pipes He was the brains like Harrelson with Wesley Snipes So You say Stock's got the most brains But that's just cause he's slow with no game And vericose veins Fo sho tho Now some of y'all are so so But the last white boy I seen with a ring was Frodo Well Michael's got six And Russell's got eleven All Stock has is daisy dukes and he's a legend To every Nazi clown in a WASPy town Still playing in shorts shorter than Foxy Brown You can talk about the shorts and even the jerseys But you know you got to pass it to a whitey for a sure three True Without John Paxson Or Steve Kerr You never would a seen a Bulls three peat t shirt And leave your Nazi talk at the station Craig Hodges taught his kid to hate caucasians Got a strong case and you can't deny it Just look at the kids face in the Pacers riot Yeah Yeah Okay I was appalled myself But it's not like David Stern or Bill Walton helped And there's no denying Steve Kerr could shoot the long three But dude C'mon B Perdue and Longley Check the figures：Payton strips Tends to dishin' the rock And Big Ben Wallace was always sick with the swats Well You always had a point But now's not the time To be bringing up the numbers when you dropped your rhymes If you calculate the leaders At the top you'll find It's Kirilenko and Nash first In blocks and dimes Plus It's Stock Not Payton first in all time steals Maybe your boys're too busy keepin' it real Can't argue with that Oh dirty There's stuff goin on You don't even understand Man Check it Now The man's got some plans Y'all I'm statin' the facts First the military's gonna say it's a draft But that's just so they can send LeBron James to Iraq Then they'll lock up Abdul Rahim with the Patriot Act See it was their game Now they plan on taking it back And see all the Barry brothers go straight to the rack Plus the refs always help the farm boys from the back woods C'mon Y'all didn't think that Nash was that good I did Now Officials take illegal funds to hide the stats So The zebras always got more white stripes then black More White Stripes than Jack and Meg Like Ever wonder why Stock still passed to Greg When the ball would just smack his hand Questions and actions have to beg Stakes is high like De La At the keg First it was one sixteenth black and that's what your race is Now They wanna change it to claim J Kidd That's clear divide and conquer Y'all so stay smart Mike Bibby Rick Fox and K Mart stay dark Brothers Raises up Shad You're wasting you brains No one's taking your claims Quit rapping and grab your kicks Man We're late for the game See he's the type of guy who has the stats remembered Like how many assists Nash had last December And I'm the type who ain't that strong with the pill But still braggin with dominant skill with karma and will Now Shad I feel drained So spit your real game Here's one in your eye You'll feel pain Whoo Jams it in Yeah Your mother can't dunk My mom can dunk My mom can dunk She used to be able to dunk She can touch the rim still Oh no