Shark Baby-Collin Warren

[ti:Shark Baby] [ar:Collin Warren] [al:Shark Baby] [by:] [offset:0] [00:00.15]Shark Baby - Collin Warren [00:01.20]Written by：Collin Warren [00:01.98] [00:03.17]Well I took my baby to the doctor [00:05.96]To get the ultrasound [00:07.64]They took her temp and took her clothes [00:09.99]And put her in a gown [00:11.63]They spread jelly on her belly [00:13.50]Put her womb up on the screen [00:15.22] [00:15.80]When suddenly a little nurse [00:17.94]Let out an awful scream [00:19.64]She turned the screen away from us [00:21.92]And quickly left the room [00:23.20] [00:24.11]Shouting in a broken voice [00:26.01]The Doc will be in soon [00:27.89]But when the Doc came in [00:29.57]He had a couple doctor friends [00:31.96]And he said I've got some news for you [00:34.17]And this is what he said [00:35.30]He said [00:35.70]You're gonna have a shark baby [00:37.51]You're gonna have a shark baby [00:39.58]You're gonna have a shark baby [00:41.60]You're gonna have a shark baby [00:43.55]You're gonna have a shark baby [00:45.60]You're gonna have a shark baby [00:47.57]You're gonna have a shark baby [00:49.51]But you'll be alright [00:50.44] [00:53.63]He said where you'd typically see fingers [00:55.84]Well there's nothing there but fins [00:58.07]And where a baby's mouth would be [01:00.22]Is an awfully toothy grin [01:01.96]He's got gills instead of lungs [01:03.75]He's got a tale instead of feet [01:06.04]But the good news is your little boy [01:08.45]Is healthy and complete [01:09.45]But you have to do [01:10.10]You're gonna have a shark baby [01:11.78]You're gonna have a shark baby [01:13.85]You're gonna have a shark baby [01:15.78]You're gonna have a shark baby [01:17.70]Well come meet the parent's to be [01:19.80]Of the freaky little shark baby [01:21.78]They're gonna have a shark baby [01:23.74]But they'll be alright [01:24.67] [01:27.97]So I went right down to Petco [01:30.19]And bought the biggest tank they had [01:32.03]And on the way I got a shirt [01:33.95]That say's I'm the world's greatest shark dad [01:36.48]And she's got me out at midnight [01:38.28]Buying sushi by the keg [01:40.41]And I'm working on a little mobile [01:42.33]With little surf boards and little legs [01:44.06]Cause we're gonna have a shark baby [01:45.98]We're gonna have a shark baby [01:48.08]We're gonna have a shark baby [01:50.03]We're gonna have a shark baby [01:52.03]I bet they put us on TV [01:54.09]With our little shark baby [01:56.06]We're gonna have a shark baby [01:58.05]And we'll be alright [01:58.91] [02:17.80]Well my wife's sure sticking to her story [02:20.53]As she said it was God's will [02:22.82]But every time the mailman comes [02:24.96]I'm checking him for gills [02:26.74]And I ain't got no complaints [02:28.49]But this expecting ain't no joke [02:30.71]Just take one look at her [02:32.48]And you know we're gonna need a bigger boat [02:34.44]Cause we're gonna have a shark baby [02:36.45]We're gonna have a shark baby [02:38.55]We're gonna have a shark baby [02:40.45]We're gonna have a shark baby [02:42.55]Well it's just her and me [02:44.59]And the shark baby makes three [02:46.71]We're gonna have a shark baby [02:48.51]And we'll be alright