Egg Man (Remastered 2008)-Beastie Boys

[ti:Egg Man] [ar:Beastie Boys] [al:Paul's Boutique] [by:] [offset:0] [00:00.00]Egg Man (Remastered 2008) - Beastie Boys (野兽男孩) [00:08.46]Written by：Matt Dike/Mike Simpson/John King/Adam Horovitz/Adam Yauch/Michael Diamond [00:16.92]I looked out the window and seen his bald head [00:18.76]I ran to the fridge and pulled out an egg [00:20.79]Scoped him with my scopes he had no hair [00:22.79]Launched that shot and he was caught out there [00:24.96]Saw the convertible driving by [00:26.78]Loaded up the slingshot and let one fly [00:28.90]He went for his to find he didn't have one [00:30.94]Put him in check correct with my egg gun [00:33.31]The egg a symbol of life [00:35.10]Go inside your house and bust out your wife [00:37.06]Pulled out the Jammy he thought it was a joke [00:39.20]The trigger I pulled his face the yoke [00:41.33]Reached in his pocket took all his cash [00:43.28]Left my man standing with an egg moustache [00:45.36]Suckers they come a dime a dozen [00:47.50]And when I say dozen you know what I'm talking about boyee [00:50.89] [00:51.59]Yeh that's right I'm the egg man [00:53.60] [00:54.60]Driving around king of the town [00:56.95] [00:59.00]Always got my windows rolled down [01:01.38] [01:02.42]You know I'm the egg man [01:04.58]Once upon a time [01:05.32] [01:06.03]Humpty dumpty was a big fat egg [01:08.13]He was playing the wall and then he broke his leg [01:10.23]Tossed it out the window three minutes hot [01:11.96]Hit the rastaman he said bloodclot [01:14.17]Which came first the chicken or the egg [01:16.19]I egged the chicken then I ate his leg [01:18.32]Riding the trains in between cars [01:20.33]When I pull out the station you're gonna get yours [01:22.57]Drive by eggings plaguing la [01:24.36]Yo they just got my little cousin ese [01:26.46]Sometimes hard boiled sometimes runny [01:28.51]It comes from a chicken not a bunny dummy [01:30.93]People laugh it's no joke [01:31.91]My name's yauch and I'm throwing the yoke [01:34.52]Now they got me in a cell but I don't care [01:36.76]It was then that I caught catching people out there [01:38.61]Up on the roof in my car [01:41.59] [01:42.37]Up all night I'm pulling through signs like dolomite [01:46.39] [01:47.12]The mack I'm the egg man [01:49.53] [01:50.20]Taxi driver I'm the egg man [01:52.91] [01:55.33]We all dressed in black we snuck up around the back [01:59.27]We began to attack the eggs did crack on haze's back [02:03.62]Sam I am down with the program [02:05.61]Green eggs and ham yosemite sam [02:07.59]Come halloween you know I come strapped [02:09.61]I throw it at a sucker k pap [02:11.61]You made the mistake you judge a man by his race [02:13.86]You go through life with egg on your face [02:15.66]You woke up in the morning with a peculiar feeling [02:17.75]You looked up and saw egg dripping from the ceiling [02:19.89]Families puck rocks the businessman [02:21.68]I'll dog anybody with an egg in my hand [02:23.86]Not like the crack that you put in a pipe [02:25.83]But crack on your forehead here's a towel now wipe