Liza With A Z (Live From Palais Des Congrès,France/1991)-Liza Minnelli

Liza With A Z (Live) - Liza Minnelli It's Liza with 'Z' not Lisa with an 'S' 'Cause Lisa with an 'S' goes 'ssnozz' It's 'Z' instead of 'S', 'Lie' instead of 'Lee' It's simple as can be, see, Liza I'll do it again It's Liza with 'Z' not Lisa with an 'S' 'Cause Lisa with an 'S' goes 'ssnozz' It's 'Z' instead of 'S', 'Lie' instead of 'Lee' It's simple as can be, see, Liza Now, if my name were Ada I'd be Ada, even backwards I'd be Ada Or if my name were Ruth Then I'd be Ruth because with Ruth what can you do? Or Sally, or Margaret or Ginger or Faye But when you're a Liza you always have to say No, it's Liza with 'Z' not Lisa with an 'S' 'Cause Lisa with an 'S' goes 'ssnozz' It's 'Z' instead of 'S', 'Lie' instead of 'Lee' It's simple as can be, see, Liza Ah, and that is only half of it There's another way they treat me cruelly How often I remember someone saying "There she goes, Lisa Minooli" Or Minolli or Miniola or Minili Minnilii So is it a wonder? I very often cry It's M I double N, then E double L I You double up the N, that's not me Then E double L end it with an I That's the way you say Minnelli Liza Minnelli, it's Italian Blame it on papa, what can I do? Every Sandra who's a Saandra Every Mary who's really Maree Every Joan who is a Joanne Has got to agree with me when I'm announced I don't mind being pommeled or trampled or trounced But it does drive you bats to be Miss, mispronounced It's Liza with 'Z' not Lisa with a 'S' 'Cause Lisa with a 'S' goes 'ssnozz' It's 'Z' instead of 'S', 'Lie' instead of 'Lee' It's simple as can be, see, Liza Then M I double N, then E double L I You double up the N, that's not me Then E double L end it with an I That's the way you say Minnelli Liza Minnelli, it's easy, it's easy See it's Leezy, no, Liza