Ya Mama ((Explicit))-The Pharcyde

[ti:Ya Mama] [ar:The Pharcyde] [al:Cydeways: The Best Of The Pharcyde] [by:] [offset:0] [00:00.00]Ya Mama ((Explicit)) - The Pharcyde [00:03.75]Yo man you gotta be you know [00:05.66]You gotta be on to die [00:06.99]Man what's up with that [00:08.13]Yo bro-shot [00:08.87]Yeah word up bro-shot [00:10.33]Uh we need some brothers to be [00:12.23]Uh like droppin knowledge [00:13.15] [00:19.33]Yeah well you do that like right now [00:21.00] and some wisdom for the people [00:22.36]What's up with that [00:23.11]OK I got it [00:23.96]Ya mom is so fat (how fat is she ) [00:26.56]Ya mama is so big and fat [00:28.07]That she can get busy [00:29.16]With twenty-two burritos [00:30.32]But times are rough [00:31.65]I seen her in the back of Taco Bell with handcuffs [00:34.28]The sad fact what [00:35.52]Ya mama smokes crack what [00:36.84]She got a burning yearning [00:37.95]And there's no turning back [00:39.11]Her knuckles drag down [00:40.53]To the ground when she walk [00:42.05]Spit comes out that b**ch mouth [00:43.64]When she talk [00:44.61]Naked on a mountain top [00:46.00]Tootin on a flizoot [00:47.29]Ridin on a horse drinking [00:48.65]Whisky out a bizoot [00:49.92]She's got the wings [00:50.62]And teeth of an african bat [00:52.51]Her middle name is Mudbone [00:54.46]And on top of all that: [00:55.87]Ya mama got a glass eye with the fish in it [00:58.56]Ya mama got a glass eye with the fish in it [01:01.19]Ya mama got a glass eye with the fish in it [01:03.86]Ya mama ya mama ya mama [01:05.54] [01:06.11]Ya mama look like she's been in the dryer [01:08.39]With some rocks [01:09.17]With the big bust nose sucking dirt out of socks [01:11.85]Held up the ice cream truck [01:13.65]With a slingshot [01:14.57]She grabbed a bag of Cheese Corn [01:16.30]And a soda pop [01:17.27]Ya mama root'n'toot [01:18.32]And stole my loot and my suit [01:19.79]She may have the muscles [01:21.08]But no she's not cute [01:22.01]She's not pretty [01:23.22]Oh what a pity got the glass titty [01:25.35]Filled up with Kool-aid [01:26.54]Just for the kiddies [01:27.63]On a cliff butt naked [01:29.18]Tootin on a flute [01:30.49]Ridin on a horse drinkin whisky out a boot [01:32.90]She's got the teeth [01:33.66]And the wings of an African bat [01:35.64]Her middle name is Mudbone [01:37.33]And on top of all that [01:38.43]Ya mama got the wooden legs with real feet [01:40.60] [01:41.11]Ya mama got the wooden legs with real feet [01:43.24] [01:43.76]Ya mama got the wooden legs with real feet [01:46.40]Ya mama ya mama ya mama [01:48.51]Watch out I'm thinkin about [01:49.81]Your mother to a funky beat [01:51.30]I went to your house [01:52.74]And she licked me on the cheek [01:54.23]I said excuse me lady [01:55.69]But I remember seeing you at the Palladium [01:58.42]Way back in September [01:59.23]Cause you was beatboxin for Lou Rawls [02:01.44] [02:02.06]In some bright red boxer drawers [02:04.01] [02:04.80]You said ya moms was pretty and young [02:06.82]But she's old as dirt and got hair on her tongue [02:09.82]Ya moms ya moms she uses Brut [02:12.12]And I saw her ridin a horsey drinking [02:13.95]Whisky out a boot [02:15.10]She's got the wings [02:15.85]And teeth of an african bat [02:17.81]Her middle name is Mudbone [02:19.38]And on top of all that [02:21.08]Ya mama's got a peg leg with a kickstand [02:23.70]Ya mama's got a peg leg with a kickstand [02:26.38]Ya mama's got a peg leg with a kickstand [02:28.48] [02:29.01]Ya mama ya mama ya mama [02:31.01]Aw ya mom is so fat [02:33.12]How fat is she [02:34.36]We rode up on her back to [02:35.80]Get some burgers from Wendy's [02:37.07]And her skates went flat; [02:38.25]I got stuck in her butt crack [02:39.74]They thought I was lost [02:40.88]But I was caught by the G-strap [02:42.37]Heaven forbid a giant fart would give way [02:44.96]Cause that would blow me [02:46.25]Round the world in a day [02:47.63]We drove into the drive-in [02:48.94]And she didn't have to pay [02:50.00]Because we dressed her up [02:51.30]To look just like a Chevrolet [02:52.45]Naked on a mountain top tootin on a flizoot [02:55.01]Ridin on a horse drinkin [02:56.45]Whisky out a bizoot [02:57.48]With the wings [02:58.35]And the teeth of an african bat ba-aa-aa-at [03:03.00] [03:03.59]Her middle name is Mudbone [03:05.03]And on top of all that [03:06.63]Ya mama's got an afro with a chin strap [03:09.09]Ya mama's got an afro with a chin strap [03:11.66]Ya mama's got an afro with a chin strap [03:14.24]Ya mama ya mama ya mama [03:15.95] [03:17.99]Ya mama got snake skin teeth [03:19.35] [03:21.82]Ya mama wears coat hangers for earrings [03:24.74]Dude she looks like hehehe [03:26.35] [03:27.04]Ya mama was making sex threats [03:28.74]To Ricky Bell and sh*t [03:29.84] [03:30.62]Ya mama jacked the Kool-aid man [03:32.59]For a sip ni**a [03:33.95]Ya mama was walking down on Sunset [03:36.26]With a 99 cent sign on her back [03:37.97] [03:40.23]Ya mama's a sellout ni**a ya mama [03:42.09] [03:44.05]Ni**a ya mama did a pop tune ni**a [03:46.05] [03:47.16]Ya mama's glasses are so thick [03:48.81]She look into a map [03:49.93]And see people wavin at her [03:51.13] [03:52.57]Your mother got an Ouija board on her back [03:54.77] [03:56.00]Sidney with EQ and everything [03:57.73]What he be sayin [03:58.49] [03:59.58]His mother be hooked fishin [04:00.71]With a hook and reel at the frozen food section [04:03.51]Tre's mama got Playdough teeth [04:04.94] [04:06.85]Ya mother be eatin daisies like Now [04:09.18]And Laters and sh*t [04:09.99] [04:11.01]Ya mama's an extra on the Simpsons and sh*t