Stuff The Jubilee-Carter The Unstoppable Sex Machine

[ti:Stuff The Jubilee] [ar:Carter The Unstoppable Sex Machine] [al:Post Historic Monsters] [by:] [offset:0] [00:00.00]Stuff The Jubilee - Carter The Unstoppable Sex Machine [00:58.98]I'm not an anarchist [01:01.08]But I know a man who is [01:03.07]He composed this masterpiece [01:04.88]About the nouveau stinking riche [01:07.00]Of cabbages and future kings [01:08.94]And marriage guidance councelings [01:10.73]Of geriatrics losing hope [01:12.81]In Stephen Patrick's overcoat [01:15.16]Excuse my rudery [01:16.86]But stuff the juoblee [01:18.71] [01:31.12]It's the last tango at the palace [01:33.19]Christopher goes down on alice [01:34.86]A make up girl from selfridges [01:36.73]Unaccustomed to such privileges [01:38.81]Selected for the privileges [01:40.74]Of his majesty's secret services [01:42.74]The kind of secret services [01:44.70]Usually confined to circuses [01:47.38]Excuse my rudery [01:48.79]But stuff the jubilee [01:50.55] [01:51.07]Princess a to princess Bea [01:52.67]And all their work for charity [01:55.04]Every royal lion' s head [01:56.79]On every boiled and frying egg [01:58.89]And every sodding polo team [02:00.88]In hello bloody magazine [02:02.80] [02:18.74]And if you feel this story lacks [02:20.93]The royal seal on candle wax [02:22.98]Reel to reels of scuzzy facts [02:24.88]Of dodgy deal and income tax [02:27.03]String me up from traitor's gate [02:28.80]Stick my head upon a stake [02:30.91]And if you feel this story sucks [02:32.80]That's probably because I made it up [02:34.75]I didn't really hitch a lift [02:36.77]To windsor castle bearing gifts [02:38.88]And I can prove it wasn't me [02:40.73]I was on a stage in Germany [02:42.70]I've always loved the oueenie mum [02:44.84]Her daughters and her daughter's sons [02:46.94]From princess a to princess Bea [02:48.78]And all the royal family [02:50.95] [02:56.99]Stuff the jubilee