The Houseplant Song (Underdog Album Version)-Audio Adrenaline

[ti:The Houseplant Song (Underdog Album Version)] [ar:Audio Adrenaline] [al:The Ultimate Collection] [by:] [offset:0] [00:00.00]The Houseplant Song (Underdog Album Version) - Audio Adrenaline [00:35.48]Once I read a book [00:37.05] [00:37.56]And this is what it said [00:39.06]If your music has a beat [00:41.21]Then you're gonna wind up dead [00:42.63] [00:43.15]It doesn't really matter if it's christian or not [00:46.18]If it's syncopated rhythm then your soul is gonna rot [00:49.80] [00:50.59]And this book was called [00:52.30] [00:53.17]Ha your gonna burn [00:54.68] [00:55.84]And in the second chapter [00:57.19] [00:57.81]I went on to learn [00:59.18] [00:59.84]Take two houseplants and put them to the test [01:03.38]Set them both in front of speakers and let the [01:05.66]Music do the rest [01:07.06]The first one you play mozart or something lovely like that [01:11.21]The second one you play that petra or that megadeth [01:13.73] [01:14.44]Doesn't really matter what kind of rock it is [01:17.03] [01:18.97]So I took my two houseplants [01:21.01]And I put them to the test [01:23.01]Set them both in front of speakers to let the [01:25.24]Music do the rest [01:26.82]I powered up my pioneers to let the music roar [01:30.60]But twenty minutes later [01:32.33]Someones knocking at my door [01:34.25] [01:36.99]I opened up my door [01:38.57] [01:39.08]And there my neighbor stood [01:40.68]He said man Id like to get some sleep [01:42.87]If you think I could [01:44.70]I said man can't you see here [01:46.94]I've got this moral dilemma that I got to get clear [01:50.18]He said what kind of moral dilemma [01:52.33]Could you have at this time of night [01:53.99]That could make me so angry [01:56.03]That I just want to fight [01:58.17] [01:59.54]Sorry so I pointed to the page [02:02.41]In that open book [02:03.76]That had a picture of a potted plant [02:05.62]And I said go have a look [02:07.42]And he read [02:08.43] [02:09.10]Take two houseplants and put them to the test [02:12.59]Set them both in front of speakers and let the [02:14.90]Music do the rest [02:16.54]The first one you play mozart [02:18.53]Or something lovely like that [02:20.22]The second one you play that petra or that megadeth [02:23.11] [02:24.10]Doesn't really matter what kind of rock it is [02:26.04] [02:34.93]First of all he said [02:36.74]Thats wagner that you're playing [02:38.64]I've never heard of petra [02:40.27]And isn't megadeth all dead [02:41.95] [02:42.53]And secondly emphatically he asked me whats the sense [02:46.60]Of hanging out with houseplants [02:48.18]When hey I live right across the fence [02:50.08] [02:50.62]And I thought to myself [02:51.91]You know thats a good point [02:53.29] [02:53.92]So I took my two houseplants and [02:56.43]I put them both back outside [02:58.42]And me and my neighbor well we went out for a drive [03:02.22]We talked about all the things that really matter most [03:05.96]Like life and love and happiness and then the holy ghost [03:09.48] [03:13.84]And now my two houseplants they sit out in the sun [03:17.46]And as for me and my neighbor well our friendship has become [03:21.31]A meaningful relationship thats headed straight to heaven [03:24.96] [03:25.68]But as for now [03:26.93]We like to sit around and listen to audio adrenaline [03:29.87] [03:30.48]Cranked to eleven