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I have a good friend who I talk to a lot
About books or movies or whatever's hot
But lately she tells me that she'd rather not
Just because she ain't seen 'em when I spill the plot
She says
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Like too much asparagus spoils your dessert
I want to discover this stuff by myself
I had no idea Mr
Smith was an elf
And he and Frodo jump into the Matrix
And meet Dumbledore the White
And this really hot babe named Trinity
Who fights vampires with Wesley Snipes
Or Wolverine I can never keep those two straight
It isn't my fault I read faster than she
Or catch all the previews they show on TV
Or download the movies so fast the cops blanch
Or hack the computers at Skywalker Ranch
Okay
That one might be a little my fault
She says
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Sit down and shut up or you're gonna get hurt
I want to discover this stuff on my own
And it's hard to strangle you over the phone
Leia's his sister
And Vader's his dad
What could I have said that would make her so mad
Norman Bates' mom is dead
Bruce Willis is a ghost
And Jesus comes back three days after he's toast
One day she came over
Grinning with glee
And said Now you'll know how it feels to be me
I have here the pictures
The scripts and the proof
King Kong beats Godzilla
And that is the truth
And then Kong takes a grappling gun
And he shoots it up at the International Space Station
And he climbs up there
And he's waving his arms around
Bellowing
And he's holding either Milla Jovavich
Tea Leoni
Or Paris Hilton in a skintight body suit
Although it's airless space so you can't actually hear him bellowing
And she's s'd**n skinny you can't tell it's skintight
And then Richard Hatch comes
Not the Survivor guy but the good one
And he and Starbucks offer Kong some Mocha Chocalatta Ya Ya
Which Kong bats away with one swipe of his mighty paw
And so they send up their ancient biplane Tie fighters
Which don't have computers so the Vorlons can't control them
And they shoot him down and he falls all the way to earth
Lands on top of a Zippo lighter factory
And Jack Black looks down and says
'It was Butane killed the beast'"
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I was wrong
I'm sorry
Check out my hair shirt
I finally get it
I want to stay friends
And so I'm not telling you how this song
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| 歌曲 | 歌手 | 专辑 | 时长 | 歌曲下载 |
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| Spoiler Alert | Tom Smith | The Fump - Volume 5: Sept-Oct 07 | 03:01 |
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- Quark's New Merchandising Enterprise (Live At Convergence 2007)-The Great Luke Ski
- The Ancient One (Live)-Raymond and Scum
- Parody Like a Filk Star (Featuring Filkmaster)-Seamonkey
- Capitol Hill-Robert Lund
- Garlic Is for Lovers-Tom Smith
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