Regretroid (Karaoke Version)-Starbomb

[00:02.97]there was a bounty hunter in the depths of space [00:05.67]and she could easily combine your stupid ass with your face [00:08.81]her name was samus aran, and she would destroy metroids [00:11.99]when she wasn't totally pissed, she was extremely annoyed [00:15.31]she stood up to every challenge, no matter however demanding [00:18.63]and her courage was amazing, and her boobies were outstanding [00:21.92]what?! [00:22.18]uh, nothing! i was just saying that you're brave [00:24.92]uh... okay... hey, look over there! it's kraid! [00:28.47]i'm the strongest dragon that you've ever seen [00:31.37]you're gonna die, motherf**ker, i take up five screens [00:34.58]i'm gonna swallow you whole, and then you'll go down easy! [00:37.89]then you'll be digested and converted to feces! [00:41.19]i'll take off your helmet, see the fear in your eyes [00:44.26]and your beautiful hair, and your well-toned thighs [00:47.43]and your pillowy lips and... wait, you're not a guy? [00:50.71]is that a problem, you f**k?! [00:51.99]uh... no! prepare to die! [00:54.03]kraid was hesitating, but samus was set to fight [00:56.93]she got into a battle stance that made her butt look super-tight [01:00.10]and kraid said: [01:00.75]no wait, i think there has been a gigantic mistake [01:03.36]i actually just wanted to give you some desserts that i baked [01:06.84]but samus said: [01:07.63]what pisses me off most in this world [01:09.78]is when enemies get nice when they all find out i'm a girl [01:13.05]so do me a favor, and take your cakes and your pies [01:16.11]and shove them so far up your ass that they end up behind your eyes! [01:19.72]stop treating me like i'm a sex object! [01:22.75]mother brain's a woman, but she gets respect! [01:25.50]yeah, kraid, you never talk to me that way! [01:29.04]oh, gosh, i wonder if it's because you're a huge, disgusting brain! [01:32.21]get the f**k off my planet, this is your last chance! [01:35.31]i'm gonna go ahead and slide out of my pants [01:38.48]that's it, you're all f**king dead! [01:40.13]what? this room feels stuffy [01:41.81]by the way, do you like puppies? [01:43.64]here's a basket of puppies! [01:48.99]whoops. killed the puppies.