Uncle Walter-Ben Folds

[ti:Uncle Walter] [ar:Ben Folds] [al:Ben Folds Five] [by:] [offset:0] [00:00.13]Uncle Walter - Ben Folds [00:01.19] [00:14.60]Your Uncle Walter's going on and on [00:17.57]'Bout everything he's seen and done [00:19.63] [00:20.92]The voice of 50 years experience [00:24.17]He's drunk watching the television [00:26.42]You know he's been around the world [00:29.24]Last night he flew to Baghdad [00:30.74]In his magical armchair [00:33.01]Cigarettes and a six pack [00:35.15] [00:36.52]He just got back [00:37.94]The spit's flying everywhere [00:39.95]Hey hey hey hey [00:41.76]Your Uncle Walter's going on and on [00:43.91]So late [00:44.83]Where did you go that you were gone so long [00:47.29]How could you leave me here so long with Uncle Walter [00:52.45] [00:52.97]Yeah [00:53.46] [01:00.11]Your Uncle Walter saw who fired the shots [01:02.90]He drove his chair in the cavalcade [01:05.26] [01:06.43]He's flown from South Africa [01:08.16]To countries where [01:09.60]They beat themselves on the backs with chains [01:12.14]There was a fleet of battleships [01:14.87]And 1 reclining chair [01:16.26]Headed north on the Arabian Sea [01:19.05]Now he's back to tell us what [01:21.31]He and his oldest boy Blair [01:23.07] [01:23.73]They're getting rich with their mail order scheme [01:26.46]Oh oh [01:27.44]Your Uncle Walter's going on and on [01:29.61]Glad you're home [01:30.54]Where did you go that you were gone so long [01:32.99]How could you leave me here so long with Uncle Walter [01:38.28] [01:39.20]Your Uncle Walter told me [01:41.09]Everything he'd do if he was president [01:43.49] [01:44.66]Oh now what a perfect world [01:47.29]This world would be [01:48.98] [01:49.67]If he was president now [01:53.39]But he's not [01:54.79] [02:06.92]And he sees the children smoking pot [02:09.93]He knows that in a moment [02:11.06]They'll be shooting up heroin [02:13.97]Teardrops in his armchair [02:16.06] [02:16.80]A 50 minute lecture [02:18.45]Tobacco juice rolling down his chin [02:20.61]Hey hey hey hey [02:22.17]Your Uncle Walter's going on and on [02:24.41]You're back so late [02:25.49]Where did you go that you were gone so long [02:27.73]How could you leave me here so long with Uncle Walter