Mrs. Claus vs. Mary Poppins(Princess Rap Battle)[feat. Jim O'Heir & Kevin Allen]-Whitney Avalon/Alyssa Preston/Jim O'Heir/Kevin Allen

[ti:Mrs. Claus vs. Mary Poppins (Princess Rap Battle) (feat. Jim O'Heir & Kevin Allen)] [ar:Whitney Avalon/Alyssa Preston] [al:Mrs. Claus vs. Mary Poppins (Princess Rap Battle) (feat. Jim O'Heir & Kevin Allen)] [by:] [offset:0] [00:00.00]Mrs. Claus vs. Mary Poppins(Princess Rap Battle)[feat. Jim O'Heir & Kevin Allen] (Explicit) - Whitney Avalon/Alyssa Preston/Jim O'Heir/Kevin Allen [00:00.10]Composed by：Whitney Avalon [00:00.21]Princess rap battle rap battle [00:02.12]Mrs Claus versus Mary Poppins [00:07.33]Poppins Poppins [00:10.13]When there's a looming battle to be faced and fought [00:12.47]The lesson is get right to it [00:15.08]Practically perfect people prefer to be polite [00:17.51]But sometimes you just have to say screw it [00:19.96]You never get applause [00:22.27]You're the dependent claus [00:24.77]You're known for wrapping toys [00:27.18]But my rapping skill destroys [00:30.02]I'm money in the banks so show some respect [00:32.31]If you tear me up like paper then I'll resurrect [00:34.54]And I suspect you should check your cholesterol twice [00:37.43]Hey fat cat how are you at catching mice [00:40.35]You're like a piecrust so easily smashed [00:42.48]I'll feed the birds what's left of you once you've been trashed [00:44.74]I hear it's been years since the North Pole got rigid [00:47.40]Today's forecast says you're entirely frigid [00:49.91]Don't go there honey the word around town [00:52.07]Is just a spoonful of sugar gets you to go down [00:55.12]The parrot on your parasol does nothing but protest hey [00:57.58]You're a stuck-up servant ho-ho-horribly dressed [00:59.64]The biggest charity since ever we help the masses [01:02.46]With you a couple kids get splinters in their asses cheeky [01:05.05]Your rhymes are weak-you're a low stakes player [01:07.32]Come at me freak-I'll one-horse open slay ya [01:09.99]I'm behind the scenes but that doesn't mean I'm dumb [01:12.11]I run the workshop keep the books and advise my sugar plum [01:14.83]I'm a baker all about these rolls a big broad bruiser [01:17.46]Even your reflection thinks you're a loser [01:19.99]I find this a bore let's double it up [01:22.43]Oh bring it on sister we will mess your s**t up [01:30.31]Bert [01:30.65]Santa [01:31.24]Mary [01:32.85]Mrs [01:35.04]Extemporized before your very eyes [01:36.07]Love to laugh at jolly guys I despise [01:37.49]I likes what I raps and I raps what I likes [01:38.85]'Cause d**n right Van Dyke rocks these mics [01:40.06]You're an icon of greed that's perverted the season [01:42.16]You give coal to bad kids Mary teaches 'em reason she's [01:45.27]Super classy swagolistic extremely ferocious [01:47.55]Super classy swagolistic extremely ferocious [01:49.87]I could do this whole verse backwards but I truly feel [01:52.44]I'm through wasting my time because you're not even real [01:54.66]Fool I'm real and I'm spectacular [01:57.24]This Dick can't stick to an accent or vernacular [01:59.87]Your ugly carpet bag might impress a dunce [02:02.34]But my sack holds billions of presents at once [02:05.03]The whole world counts down to December twenty-fourth [02:07.45]Winter is coming I'm the king in the North [02:09.90]Drinking one coke a year has made us rich [02:12.56]My list's never wrong it says you're a b***h [02:15.21]Please don't act like you're some kind of saint nick [02:17.36]Always spying on minors [02:18.59]That's jailbait prick [02:20.00]This boring British wench needs a long Winter's nap [02:22.36]You've been a naughty girl shut up and sit on my lap [02:25.04]That's quite enough of that the winds have changed here [02:27.61]Let's see how well you fly without your reindeer