The Houseplant Song (Underdog Album Version)-Audio Adrenaline

[ti:The Houseplant Song (Underdog Album Version)] [ar:Audio Adrenaline] [al:Underdog] [by:] [offset:0] [00:00.00]The Houseplant Song (Underdog Album Version) - Audio Adrenaline [00:36.15]Once I read a book [00:37.72]And this is what it said [00:39.40]If your music has a beat [00:41.38]Then you're gonna wind up dead [00:43.46]It doesn't really matter if it's Christian or not [00:46.61]If it's syncopated rhythm then your soul is gonna rot [00:51.11]And this book was called Ha Your Gonna Burn [00:56.18]And in the second chapter I went on to learn [01:00.19]Take two houseplants [01:01.63]And put them to the test [01:03.70]Set them both in front of speakers [01:05.23]And let the music do the rest [01:07.59]The first one you play Mozart [01:09.09]Or something lovely like that [01:11.38]The second one you play that Petra Or that MegaDeth [01:13.65] [01:14.81]Doesn't really matter what kind of rock it is [01:17.77] [01:19.04]So I took my two houseplants [01:20.91]And I put them to the test [01:23.35]Set them both in front of speakers [01:24.83]To let the music do the rest [01:26.05] [01:27.21]I powered up my Pioneers [01:28.63]To let the music roar [01:30.91]But twenty minutes later [01:32.39]Someone's knocking at my door [01:37.33]I opened up my door [01:39.37]And there my neighbour stood [01:41.10]He said Man I'd like to get some sleep [01:43.14]If you think I could [01:44.80]I said Man can't you see here [01:47.14]I've got this moral dilemma that I got to get clear [01:50.48]He said What kind of moral dilemma [01:52.51]Could you have at this time of night [01:54.27]That could make me so angry [01:56.33]That I just want to fight [01:58.27] [02:00.69]So I pointed to the page in that open book [02:03.92]That had a picture of a potted plant [02:05.81]And I said Go have a look [02:07.78]And he read [02:09.53]Take two houseplants [02:10.42] [02:11.03]And put them to the test [02:12.93]Set them both in front of speakers [02:14.45]And let the music do the rest [02:16.91]The first one you play Mozart [02:18.34]Or something lovely like that [02:20.25]The second one you play that Petra Or that MegaDeth [02:23.14] [02:24.26]Doesn't really matter what kind of rock it is [02:28.11] [02:35.53]First of all he said [02:37.07]"That's Wagner that you're playing [02:38.24] [02:38.95]I've never heard of Petra [02:40.32]And isn't MegaDeth all dead [02:42.90]And secondly emphatically He asked me [02:45.50]What's the sense of hanging out with houseplants when hey [02:48.41]I live right across the fence [02:51.09]And I thought to myself [02:52.19]You know that's a good point [02:54.56]So I took my two houseplants and [02:56.88]I put them both back outside [02:57.94] [02:58.60]And me and my neighbour [02:59.89]Well we went out for a drive [03:02.43]We talked about all the things [03:04.31]That really matter most [03:06.22]Like life and love and happiness [03:08.07]And then the Holy Ghost [03:12.03] [03:14.24]And now my two houseplants [03:15.24]They sit out in the sun [03:17.79]As for me and my neighbour [03:19.33]Well our friendship has become [03:21.69]A meaningful relationship [03:23.29]That's headed straight to heaven [03:25.91]But as for now [03:27.08]We like to sit around and listen to Audio Adrenaline [03:30.88]Cranked to eleven