Shady Bop-Btm

[00:02.41]may i have your attention please [00:04.49] [00:05.81]may i have your attention please [00:07.74] [00:08.68]will the real slim shady please stand up [00:11.31] [00:12.30]i repeat will the real slim shady please stand up [00:17.01]we're going to have a problem here [00:18.15]ya'll act like you never seen a white person before [00:18.35]（verse 1） [00:19.16] [00:20.48]jaws all on the floor like pam like tommy just burst in the door [00:23.18]started whoopin her ass worse than before [00:25.10]they first get divorced throwing her over furniture （scream） [00:27.39]it's the return of the [00:28.43]oh wait no way your kidding he didn't just say what i think he did did he [00:32.37]and dr dre said [00:33.79]nothing you idiots dr dre's dead he's locked in my basement （haha） [00:37.22]feminist women love eminem [00:38.67]chicka chicka chicka slim shady i'm sick of him [00:40.89]look at him walking around grabbing his you know what [00:43.56]limpin' to you know who yeah but hes so cute though [00:45.97]yea i probably got a couple of screws up in my head loose [00:48.45]but no worse than what's going on in your parent's bedrooms [00:50.53]sometimes i wanna get on tv and just let loose [00:52.76]but can't but its cool for tom green to hump a dead moose [00:55.13]my bum is on your lips my bum is on your lips [00:57.39]and if i'm lucky you might just give it a little kiss [00:59.72]and that's the message that we deliver to little kids [01:02.03]and expect them not to know what a womens clitoris is [01:04.44]of course they gonna know what intercourse is [01:05.75]by the time they hit 4th grade [01:07.72]they got the discovery channel don't they [01:09.32]we ain't nothing but mammals well some of us cannibals [01:12.25]who cut other people open like cantaloupes [01:14.02]but if we can hump dead animals and antelopes [01:15.98]then there's no reason that a man and another man can't elope [01:18.38]but if you feel like i feel i got the antidote [01:20.59]women wave your panty hoes sing the chorus and it goes [01:22.74]i'm slim shady [01:22.96]（chorus） [01:23.55]yes i'm the real shady [01:24.86]all you other slim shadys are just imitating [01:27.25]so won't the real slim shady [01:28.45]please stand up please stand up please stand up [01:31.86]becuase i'm slim shady [01:32.88]yes i'm the real shady [01:34.02]all you other slim shadys are just imitating [01:36.25]so won't the real slim shady [01:37.64]please stand up please stand up please stand up [01:40.87]will smith don't gotta cuss in his raps to sell records [01:41.11]（verse 2） [01:41.96] [01:43.32]well i do so f**k him and f**k you too [01:45.72]you think i give a damm about a grammy [01:47.46]half of you critics can't even stomach me let alone stand me [01:50.22]but slim what if u win wouldn't it be weird [01:52.46]why so you guys can just lie to get me here [01:54.80]so you can sit me here next to britney spears [01:57.42]shit christina aguilera better switch me chairs [01:59.32]so i can sit next to carson daly and fred durst [02:01.45]and hear 'em argue over who she gave head to first [02:04.05]little B***h put me on blast on mtv [02:06.18]yeah he's cute but i think he's married to kim hehe [02:08.64]i should download her audio on mp3 [02:10.78]and show the whole world how you gave eminem v d （scream） [02:13.00]i'm sick of you little girl and boy groups all you do is annoy me [02:16.15]so i've been sent here to destroy you [02:18.23]and theres a million of us just like me [02:19.96]who cuss like me [02:20.77]who just don't give a f**k like me [02:22.45]who dress like me [02:23.19]walk talk and act like me [02:24.63]it just might be the next best thing [02:26.06]but not quite me [02:27.02]（chorus） [02:27.04]i'm slim shady [02:27.98]yes i'm the real shady [02:29.14]all you other slim shadys are just imitating [02:31.34]so won't the real slim shady [02:32.76]please stand up please stand up please stand up [02:36.16]becuase i'm slim shady [02:37.18]yes i'm the real shady [02:38.29]all you other slim shadys are just imitating [02:40.82]so won't the real slim shady [02:41.99]please stand up please stand up please stand up [02:45.19]i'm like a headtrip to listen to [02:45.35]（verse 3） [02:46.57]cause i'm only giving you [02:47.71]things you joke about with your friends inside your living room [02:50.11]the only difference is i got the balls to say it in front of ya'll [02:52.88]and i don't gotta be false or sugar coated at all [02:55.24]i just get on the mic and spit it [02:56.77]and whether you like to admit it （rip） [02:58.29]i just s**t it better than 90% of you rappers out there [03:01.29]then you wonder how can kidz eat up these albums like valiums [03:03.50]its funny cuz at the rate i'm going when i'm 30 [03:06.41]ill be the only person in the nursing home flirty [03:08.38]pinching nurses asses when i'm jackin' off with jergens and i'm jerking [03:10.89]but this whole bag of viagra isn't working [03:12.92]and every single person is a slim shady lurkin' [03:15.35]he could be workin at burger king spitten on your onion rings [03:17.81]or in the parking lot circling [03:19.34]screaming i don't give a f**k [03:20.56]with his windows down and system up [03:22.07]so will the real shady please stand up [03:24.43]and put one of those fingures on each hand up [03:26.74]and to be proud to be outta your mind and outta control [03:29.05]and one more time loud as you can how does it go [03:31.12]（chorus） [03:31.29]cuz i'm slim shady [03:32.29]yes i'm the real shady [03:33.54]all you other slim shadys are just imitating [03:35.85]so won't the real slim shady [03:37.09]please stand up please stand up please stand up [03:40.49]becuase i'm slim shady [03:41.53]yes i'm the real shady [03:42.75]all you other slim shadys are just imitating [03:45.03]so won't the real slim shady [03:46.27]please stand up please stand up please stand up [03:49.68]i'm slim shady [03:50.71]yes i'm the real shady [03:51.91]all you other slim shadys are just imitating [03:54.28]so won't the real slim shady [03:55.56]please stand up please stand up please stand up [03:58.89]becuase i'm slim shady [04:00.06]yes i'm the real shady [04:01.08]all you other slim shadys are just imitating [04:03.22]so won't the real slim shady [04:04.62]please stand up please stand up please stand up [04:08.07] [04:09.26]the end